tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52633665742968347582024-03-15T00:27:13.164-07:00Thus Sayeth The Bitter Old BitchA place for cynical people who are either just unhappy, or really just love bitching about stuff.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-10992138385522276272012-12-20T09:18:00.001-08:002012-12-20T09:18:44.643-08:00The Vintage Adult Theatre - Back When Your Porn Came With A StoryAhhh, the old days. Back when your porn came with a plot, visual effects, and even a few Broadway-musical songs in it and perhaps a little dance routine or two.
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I present to you: Cinderella 2000.
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Time were simpler, then kiddos.
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..........thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-19007253062832146782012-10-24T08:05:00.000-07:002012-10-24T08:05:58.369-07:00STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD: A Christmas Story 2<b>Know what you get when you take a beloved childhood memory and you....
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1. Take a big steaming crap on it
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2. Beat it with a stick repeatedly
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3. Kick it a few times
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4. Bathe it in tears of despair
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...know what you get?
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A Christmas Story 2.
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No, I'm not joking. Steel yourselves, kiddos...this monstrosity is coming to a theater near you:</b>
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STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD, HOLLYWOOD!
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....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
</b>BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-30434452592935016102010-10-01T14:58:00.000-07:002010-10-01T16:51:52.473-07:00Another Journey to the Museum of Taxidermy - TOUR #2 - The FASHION Edition!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj339L8MlB312lr04wgLKVDoignLWcltYGC9ZWsEZoBfdeogN47RckDJbfAivsUtIu7G1VTel0NL50GAm_EO4bFgm_eILWduiJQkKOv364tq9ShbleXahyphenhyphenvpf_JNfVSr-yY1bJXYfHsb8I/s1600/taxidermyandcheese.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 184px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj339L8MlB312lr04wgLKVDoignLWcltYGC9ZWsEZoBfdeogN47RckDJbfAivsUtIu7G1VTel0NL50GAm_EO4bFgm_eILWduiJQkKOv364tq9ShbleXahyphenhyphenvpf_JNfVSr-yY1bJXYfHsb8I/s320/taxidermyandcheese.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523212799717217090" /></a><br /><br />Greetings, whippersnappers. Seeing as the <a href="http://tstbob.blogspot.com/2009/05/journey-into-museum-of-taxidermy-tour-1.html">first tour</a> to the Museum of Taxidermy was such a success, many have been asking me to load the bus and return for another field trip. So on the bus we go, this time to the jewelry and wearable exhibit of the museum!<br /><br />Now if you haven't heard, the bird is the word.....<span style="font-style:italic;">for necklaces</span> that is! If you want to be in fashion this fall, you can express your fashonista expertise with any of these gems:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWJhK1wl91hyphenhyphen58pZE7Ba-IqiU05CxTI5x_PNq7DBlWqSoeHzxlh27_xbV1mN2W2OX9bAOZB1mQZNXIYE3JHbfyOL6lNKRHM3Pgsnl1XIThqYwTTg1hthgzs8vhCyqf-_4hkqbJJ3MPFU8/s1600/deadbirdnecklace.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWJhK1wl91hyphenhyphen58pZE7Ba-IqiU05CxTI5x_PNq7DBlWqSoeHzxlh27_xbV1mN2W2OX9bAOZB1mQZNXIYE3JHbfyOL6lNKRHM3Pgsnl1XIThqYwTTg1hthgzs8vhCyqf-_4hkqbJJ3MPFU8/s320/deadbirdnecklace.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523215129936781906" /></a><br /><center>So trendy!</center><br /><br />The best part of all, if you can easily recycle your pets! Why bury Polly when you can wear-y Polly? <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie1H5ug_4dJXPDsKOAVh3uUv_ruo-1AnplYjlGCrZ_oYEztXQWjkELCIspTaK4kKffhmbQiukA03-lcfNNEF0lQlrnPoYQBiJMGhmwJk7CuTBVjqUNV9xq4lsxy6hOZFJBrXZHkm-8Zbg/s1600/pollynecklace.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie1H5ug_4dJXPDsKOAVh3uUv_ruo-1AnplYjlGCrZ_oYEztXQWjkELCIspTaK4kKffhmbQiukA03-lcfNNEF0lQlrnPoYQBiJMGhmwJk7CuTBVjqUNV9xq4lsxy6hOZFJBrXZHkm-8Zbg/s320/pollynecklace.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523215864137013890" /></a><br /><center>Pretty bird.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAmHUd9WLtWbdQzozyhuDeuTs4WvWr7NllSp_3p0Tu3OHa65cGz9dmUukZ5-5SmdB5kSkXxjRgbhrui5foxXIpzNsfETlCaWTSavNIl_RnrraYQabV61HvuSz4jkyxRD0Z-4xyt5eNcVs/s1600/cockatielnecklace.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAmHUd9WLtWbdQzozyhuDeuTs4WvWr7NllSp_3p0Tu3OHa65cGz9dmUukZ5-5SmdB5kSkXxjRgbhrui5foxXIpzNsfETlCaWTSavNIl_RnrraYQabV61HvuSz4jkyxRD0Z-4xyt5eNcVs/s320/cockatielnecklace.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523216132372765490" /></a><br /><center>Cockatiel with bling appeal!</center><br /><br />Not your style? Well take a look at this lovely wishbone necklace on your right...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIeH5FlId7N17NY2fFt6YS6G629dX2E752RXzoc7OUlWu3sdIaiK6tEcauA74acYdOlVq-uJ01m7WC2lZfU_vMPZ9KoaH9VNqtrdeIMY90N9yNw4K3Rc3PN0py3psZs1au7co_92HLOoA/s1600/wishbonenecklace.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIeH5FlId7N17NY2fFt6YS6G629dX2E752RXzoc7OUlWu3sdIaiK6tEcauA74acYdOlVq-uJ01m7WC2lZfU_vMPZ9KoaH9VNqtrdeIMY90N9yNw4K3Rc3PN0py3psZs1au7co_92HLOoA/s320/wishbonenecklace.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523216543089085362" /></a><br /><center>...though I'm guessing the squirrel didn't get his wish. :/</center><br /><br />Over here on the left you can see the hottest trend in headwear accessories, taking the catwalks in New York by storm this season is our trendy line of dead rat headbands:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKALw4LutyPjhAhEM20WYDJp-a6Z7fQNfBz7Eeb2vB_kYUFTRx_6bXLwwFXzTBJX1Mea6NysNCLb_aJUSalx2s6re6r4z9LRLIPwK1UAvubj_neyT7inpu9dKG5IMUfWydDBwBkV3NQko/s1600/ratheadband.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKALw4LutyPjhAhEM20WYDJp-a6Z7fQNfBz7Eeb2vB_kYUFTRx_6bXLwwFXzTBJX1Mea6NysNCLb_aJUSalx2s6re6r4z9LRLIPwK1UAvubj_neyT7inpu9dKG5IMUfWydDBwBkV3NQko/s320/ratheadband.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523217324019899362" /></a><br /><center>Next time someone says your hair looks like a rat's nest, you can beam with pride as you'll know you're in style! :D</center><br /><br />Let's not leave the boys out though, continuing with the "infested theme" we have this lovely pigeon wing headband:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXfSldC-1a9m0HNUp5hatl5UmdEz6I3_V-LYBytrun8Go-YbYfQUn1CghyGPSHcbc1d1LPnD7Ek1b2t7KnKMti7ynAovRxAtqmh0-k8hjwSAvdb2vPM7aGfux6colNuklv25QWcsygEks/s1600/pigeonwingheadband.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXfSldC-1a9m0HNUp5hatl5UmdEz6I3_V-LYBytrun8Go-YbYfQUn1CghyGPSHcbc1d1LPnD7Ek1b2t7KnKMti7ynAovRxAtqmh0-k8hjwSAvdb2vPM7aGfux6colNuklv25QWcsygEks/s320/pigeonwingheadband.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523217875289452450" /></a><br /><center>If you've been looking for a way to accessorize that "I wanna look like a cracked-out version of Hermes" ensemble, lucky you; fashion has finally come up with the answer.</center><br /><br />But we can't let only our fully-grown fowl have all the fun? Over here if you take a peek, you'll find....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheMYu-12WaOc-zkXskJBQ1w81vB8XaNngvtQh-VjrjaiNqOsTCZIt1JgBwwsWJC1LKyZn7PXJNuMBYb4rv7sKNWXYWMEZTpvFc9Adh-LGLdPAkypLxqJ5YWNYBho2bzrFP19wLwbyACUQ/s1600/deadbabybirdpin.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 234px; height: 252px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheMYu-12WaOc-zkXskJBQ1w81vB8XaNngvtQh-VjrjaiNqOsTCZIt1JgBwwsWJC1LKyZn7PXJNuMBYb4rv7sKNWXYWMEZTpvFc9Adh-LGLdPAkypLxqJ5YWNYBho2bzrFP19wLwbyACUQ/s320/deadbabybirdpin.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523219069010630722" /></a><br /><center>...a dead baby bird brooch.</center><br /><br />Moving along, let's see what we have down the hallway, shall we?<br /><br />Oh wonderful - the new line of shoes have arrived!<br /><br />First we have dead mole slippers...perfect for those cozy nights.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD7_TJZ4vJssVXgrImRc4851Rnts5pAQXik9PU7VxNZ_xUVPhM-gKznWL-47TLuz6yqSPNz1uASlmWXON8TkGTTLsxSWn4KVq5Q9TE6R_emF1mDnwSAot1J9DDPwRAltI0fUHLYBwzKnI/s1600/moleshoes.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 245px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD7_TJZ4vJssVXgrImRc4851Rnts5pAQXik9PU7VxNZ_xUVPhM-gKznWL-47TLuz6yqSPNz1uASlmWXON8TkGTTLsxSWn4KVq5Q9TE6R_emF1mDnwSAot1J9DDPwRAltI0fUHLYBwzKnI/s320/moleshoes.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523219722058543634" /></a><br /><br />For the more business casual look, we have these lovely deer-and-revolver pumps:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzmwWif9-FnptsleYkJtJrKMY5ptiZgXsSENz36M-Kle7q0GSUauT4JFuhGR_vC7SxHkQHDljJwh2lI_9Qh-ZZC2z0x6qM2hvMh0ni2W86OiKsjtJS475WU1FpTLIMmsIXqWHYk_CZu2g/s1600/hoofinshoes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzmwWif9-FnptsleYkJtJrKMY5ptiZgXsSENz36M-Kle7q0GSUauT4JFuhGR_vC7SxHkQHDljJwh2lI_9Qh-ZZC2z0x6qM2hvMh0ni2W86OiKsjtJS475WU1FpTLIMmsIXqWHYk_CZu2g/s320/hoofinshoes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523220041380715282" /></a><br /><center>...perfect for "hoofin'" it to work.</center><br /><br />And for a classic dinner date, we have the latest from Milan!:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizT04dyQ7nQVG7De6hQOCaju9KXhhWVpgTFw3S3jLc09KfJfzuPkocTFPiSDml6gApa2h_sI3Dzabf7Quwqy8vvMX0o7iqQhrkjCxnzVzIh3ebsrY643eIGCCBUSK_ZpcHkxtBdMbbIrs/s1600/hedgehogshoes.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizT04dyQ7nQVG7De6hQOCaju9KXhhWVpgTFw3S3jLc09KfJfzuPkocTFPiSDml6gApa2h_sI3Dzabf7Quwqy8vvMX0o7iqQhrkjCxnzVzIh3ebsrY643eIGCCBUSK_ZpcHkxtBdMbbIrs/s320/hedgehogshoes.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523220382722735938" /></a><br /><center>Hedgehog-a-riffic.</center><br /><br />And if any of these shoes look too classy, fret not oh workers-of-the-pole! We have just the shoe for you:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJIPnrYOY65qAmK2imq8wnINIVkLJ4cBaKfP8M04eoJKp2lsOGo8R9G3YxBy5ijHTcXwXno4oKotQKfi-5P-W3dWcPXbO6EJ0-u_TOjc8E5snVbYCZN4ML6Ct1pRbk7pYe9Dqw2iWCSPQ/s1600/deaddoveshoes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJIPnrYOY65qAmK2imq8wnINIVkLJ4cBaKfP8M04eoJKp2lsOGo8R9G3YxBy5ijHTcXwXno4oKotQKfi-5P-W3dWcPXbO6EJ0-u_TOjc8E5snVbYCZN4ML6Ct1pRbk7pYe9Dqw2iWCSPQ/s320/deaddoveshoes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523220952092959730" /></a><br /><center>Well Prince, I guess when doves cry...this is what it <span style="font-style:italic;">looks</span> like.</center><br /><br />HEY, ANYONE IN THE MARKET FOR A HAIR COMB?!?!??<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf_Rc8jyvhj2AKCGtBghHKZe9OCPMDw_qA0i6ovpElcYVsaHydnMfRhrfaVCyQDgX7bT6B7rZt0xv4WUxtg-ZhAcgzylgnW4nzCB4YIf72KQhZWlDUsJpHI7YutVzm99nHlgvhJNvhdHw/s1600/hairclip.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf_Rc8jyvhj2AKCGtBghHKZe9OCPMDw_qA0i6ovpElcYVsaHydnMfRhrfaVCyQDgX7bT6B7rZt0xv4WUxtg-ZhAcgzylgnW4nzCB4YIf72KQhZWlDUsJpHI7YutVzm99nHlgvhJNvhdHw/s320/hairclip.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523223390472839842" /></a><br /><center>The look on his face says it all.</center><br /><br />If you look closely this way, you'll see a lovely mouse bangle:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi22yMdGY2BNo2u_56qA7tlI5AgynYEMYhQcwkQhNblrYavQSDyvw6jleWumSIqvOZcR1HxH3FqFZdEL2jqxa67_eZpfTeJbFNXzJEn6iQuaFv1xegZLyjhvrbROWimOEpdLsV-Fr2n0rc/s1600/mousebangle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi22yMdGY2BNo2u_56qA7tlI5AgynYEMYhQcwkQhNblrYavQSDyvw6jleWumSIqvOZcR1HxH3FqFZdEL2jqxa67_eZpfTeJbFNXzJEn6iQuaFv1xegZLyjhvrbROWimOEpdLsV-Fr2n0rc/s320/mousebangle.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523224120187322770" /></a><br /><br />And for the gentlemen...don't allow those black-tie events keep you from putting your best fashion foot forward! Spice up that dull tuxedo with this....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwhtPpRkFZmFC1u0e_KlWAhAPCM_F-kSlytj17AI4I1mTknMUfoJnsaEejT_NyAyC2Yyb1iKkNQdKGLJr81bDVb_TU1wGLs43J479RTAPgHkr2PpuuaGMTegwH3pORpkWxWK_MLSucJjc/s1600/ratbowtie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwhtPpRkFZmFC1u0e_KlWAhAPCM_F-kSlytj17AI4I1mTknMUfoJnsaEejT_NyAyC2Yyb1iKkNQdKGLJr81bDVb_TU1wGLs43J479RTAPgHkr2PpuuaGMTegwH3pORpkWxWK_MLSucJjc/s320/ratbowtie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523224727032006898" /></a><br /><center>Nothing says "Boy am I glad you invited him to the wedding, dear!" like a dead rat bow tie.</center><br /><br />Speaking of our whiskered friends, this coin purse will definitely get the subway attendant's attention next time you look for exact change:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtNDxxlB_uWD9oS-XFAiLUqPxGzwvamG3B6LRxLLFREvpZMUICaW9VeE-um6pP8KLp9ZL5VMNcQL_ff2fP7_KvAs2cBJATTy5xpHjzCTeFR2bsz29zPTOL5YLG27Bdnb7rRCkZE_bQ79M/s1600/ratcoinpurse.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtNDxxlB_uWD9oS-XFAiLUqPxGzwvamG3B6LRxLLFREvpZMUICaW9VeE-um6pP8KLp9ZL5VMNcQL_ff2fP7_KvAs2cBJATTy5xpHjzCTeFR2bsz29zPTOL5YLG27Bdnb7rRCkZE_bQ79M/s320/ratcoinpurse.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523225720253980114" /></a><br /><center>ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED TO NOT HAVE RABIES. WE SWEAR.</center><br /><br />And who says taxidermy is just for outerwear? Some of the biggest fashion leaps are being made in the lingerie department this year:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_IJF4Vx_Y0c6i72RC3L3Y1-Nni1i73js1RZU5Hdr-22mzQJlQI8K-i8kT3JJFqT0sLvrU2BqaazKZsTyjDe2BBI9_aDGodn-YzssOD3AO92krh2kOl7Z2_KDo9JN5p7dR2hp9dH7MIX8/s1600/birdbra.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_IJF4Vx_Y0c6i72RC3L3Y1-Nni1i73js1RZU5Hdr-22mzQJlQI8K-i8kT3JJFqT0sLvrU2BqaazKZsTyjDe2BBI9_aDGodn-YzssOD3AO92krh2kOl7Z2_KDo9JN5p7dR2hp9dH7MIX8/s320/birdbra.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523226438014033122" /></a><br /><center>Personally, I'm holding out for the new owl line...that way I can show off my hooters.</center><br /><br />And last but definitely not least, children - fashion has finally answered the age old question "What do you do if you just can't let go of a beloved childhood pet?" What if your kitty finally went off to claw that scratching post in the sky? How do you cope with the grief, and still keep the memory of Fluffy close to you?<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">The answer?</span><br /><br /><br />...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheniBpNNl1v3Eb3kJCRIqbsqwFyfsFk4X_btb70eO-QA2DHliCRC85dlY9uFOAG6gesk-M1xy5iP-twN1lEiDJT6oQrSFFS2SCBL9glNLEZBkdJYKl-JN9_TsfHPZAdXo-e6eC1fYXB4k/s1600/deadcatfannypack.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheniBpNNl1v3Eb3kJCRIqbsqwFyfsFk4X_btb70eO-QA2DHliCRC85dlY9uFOAG6gesk-M1xy5iP-twN1lEiDJT6oQrSFFS2SCBL9glNLEZBkdJYKl-JN9_TsfHPZAdXo-e6eC1fYXB4k/s320/deadcatfannypack.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5523227740782735842" /></a><br /><center>Fanny packs are back, bitches!!! ;P </center><br /><br /><br />Hope you enjoyed the field trip. Gift shop is next to the bathrooms by the exit. See you at the bus....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />.....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-60353568514660482492009-12-08T01:55:00.000-08:002009-12-08T04:37:34.989-08:00A Walk Down Memory Lane - To The Dangerous PlaygroundAhh, playgrounds. <br /><br />No; I'm not talking about those sterile plastic lysol-sprayed hunks of crap nestled in a bed of rubbery soft nerfy flooring. I'm talking about <span style="font-weight:bold;">real</span> playgrounds. The kind we grew up with, the kind that mangled us and taught us life lessons. Playgrounds deemed too dangerous for today's wussy youth, which sadly have become a thing of the past.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZf09aC4DgUvsCucdily6AQQnCCIecEji6gLUl0zTcrqUJqw99SnKVUgumTdQmKQFpAJuxiEzQnvLdZ3I4s_pS7QFlldA53giboKF-tL8inoI9nD6YL7IJpEdvVbB7_DW_dMgnrM6hYco/s1600-h/blahplayground.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZf09aC4DgUvsCucdily6AQQnCCIecEji6gLUl0zTcrqUJqw99SnKVUgumTdQmKQFpAJuxiEzQnvLdZ3I4s_pS7QFlldA53giboKF-tL8inoI9nD6YL7IJpEdvVbB7_DW_dMgnrM6hYco/s320/blahplayground.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412804272654069106" /></a><br /><center>This is what fun looks like today?!??!? Pffft.</center><br /><br />Today the Bitter Old Bitch gladly takes you on a stroll down memory lane, to the playground equipment you loved and miss - and probably have a few scars to show from.<br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">First Stop: The METAL slide of doom:</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje1IaKS9mWgIVibgDPDaCEsCordJ-54TCQstlIv0tYeK0l970uDi90-o9iyIx_6nar6AHzMLGRW7JNbloH-ptHLinlO5bW8T4wM4J4xioR0jkmJb_E7vuyrwJof0Fqqog-JEza4KuYHFA/s1600-h/slideofdoom.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje1IaKS9mWgIVibgDPDaCEsCordJ-54TCQstlIv0tYeK0l970uDi90-o9iyIx_6nar6AHzMLGRW7JNbloH-ptHLinlO5bW8T4wM4J4xioR0jkmJb_E7vuyrwJof0Fqqog-JEza4KuYHFA/s320/slideofdoom.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412805230850221218" /></a><br /><br />That's right bitches, take a look at that. The metal slide in all its dangerous sharp glory. Just sitting there in the sun, waiting to scorch any thighs that dare touch it. Who needs rounded sides or tubes? Part of the excitement about riding the slide of doom is knowing that at any moment, your shoes may catch on the metal and you're taking a one-way-trip over the side, possibly in sand - but likely in gravel tinged with bottlecaps and cigarette butts. YESSS!<br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Second Stop: The Merry-Go-Round:</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1Put_TaM22gx75dNL0QNuc_-BfGTIAFIaFV_0NUOG9jOrT6Y2vbmUf2Gb1DSSd5CnFRevzaK4p9MqVO4CkPNBaqZ_CWf89g7GcDCKgJE4yHu98Jd622iCbpH6sy2o0KdxZ4TWi1DLK5k/s1600-h/merrygorounddanger.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1Put_TaM22gx75dNL0QNuc_-BfGTIAFIaFV_0NUOG9jOrT6Y2vbmUf2Gb1DSSd5CnFRevzaK4p9MqVO4CkPNBaqZ_CWf89g7GcDCKgJE4yHu98Jd622iCbpH6sy2o0KdxZ4TWi1DLK5k/s320/merrygorounddanger.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412810658841871442" /></a><br /><br />If you haven't gotten 10 of your friends together and spun one of these until you vomited, I pity you. I was that one kid who was one hell of a spinner, I'd stand on the side and just whip the crap out of it, giving everyone a hell of a ride. Naturally, I would then try to hop on once it hit Mach 5. Of course, I never made it, but instead hung on for dear life, dragging my brand new jeans through the dirt, allowing my legs to dangle and drag on the ground until it finally came to a halt. After putting holes in the knees of my pants and filling my shoes full of gravel, I'd head home victorious. Good times, good times...<br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Third Stop: Those Springy Things of Death:</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh_fjThd3zfUqJvxLYDXVpG62kOLQI6wxZT9NmhhZoWgdMRDuCl322TlRnk7tGK2NdbawYUzlFUoPBpRkHZ40bfYJ5HY-yXRdQo7rUAozP-CBMIr1HeJIzW5e-vJ2C9ZhGCKCRebQ3tDk/s1600-h/deathduck.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh_fjThd3zfUqJvxLYDXVpG62kOLQI6wxZT9NmhhZoWgdMRDuCl322TlRnk7tGK2NdbawYUzlFUoPBpRkHZ40bfYJ5HY-yXRdQo7rUAozP-CBMIr1HeJIzW5e-vJ2C9ZhGCKCRebQ3tDk/s320/deathduck.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412812564395690370" /></a><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Hello, I'm the Death Duck. Wanna ride?"</span></span></center><br /><br />Obviously meant for the little ones, these creatures were also favorites of us bigger kids. They would rock back and forth, hitting the ground until they had enough of us - either bucking us off 5 feet away or popping us in the face knocking out a tooth. Either way, we learned a valuable lesson - sometimes <span style="font-style:italic;">you really <u>are</u> just too big to play with that</span>.<br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Fourth Stop: The Teeter-Totter a.k.a. See-Saw:</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVhuIY4YtTTDrrqKrL4oydSou5BzGJcrlLZS0ouBbwBEg1LyCgalgNdi0vp1gjuTWBUwpwEbEsmEjwbnQtMYKDe8JKE_UCqDM1Z8X-hETwS_3o3fC6-0l9VpqZQ8H80vG31zsqVqVyfcs/s1600-h/teeter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 198px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVhuIY4YtTTDrrqKrL4oydSou5BzGJcrlLZS0ouBbwBEg1LyCgalgNdi0vp1gjuTWBUwpwEbEsmEjwbnQtMYKDe8JKE_UCqDM1Z8X-hETwS_3o3fC6-0l9VpqZQ8H80vG31zsqVqVyfcs/s320/teeter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412814783284312242" /></a><br /><br />More than just a staple of the playground, the teeter-totter was also an important lesson in physics. With the right amount of force on one side, you too can achieve this (Tip: wait for the slo-mo fun!):<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7T6M9dCbJYI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7T6M9dCbJYI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Fifth Stop: The Jungle Gym / Monkey Bars:</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxCgQWukEttzBwrSq4pBToM55R9ChHDpBJFh28aiHbVQMuHc72Aa1Up4rZ70Rk4zcdUt4kr3jF2JBE4Exp0dfeEp-hTtkRpQ3eiHD3tXiAzUEQbhqco57Rd24_ZRnOeKfbWkrIw4bqi3E/s1600-h/junglegym.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxCgQWukEttzBwrSq4pBToM55R9ChHDpBJFh28aiHbVQMuHc72Aa1Up4rZ70Rk4zcdUt4kr3jF2JBE4Exp0dfeEp-hTtkRpQ3eiHD3tXiAzUEQbhqco57Rd24_ZRnOeKfbWkrIw4bqi3E/s320/junglegym.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412817352863894098" /></a><br /><br />Face it, besides teaching us upper body coordination and strength; jungle gyms and monkey bars are responsible for making sure as a child we got regular tetanus boosters. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTezbZHNEJ_yPn-f6e267XI1-P_ZgLM0s3-SQlj6bFM-jax4pzWy2tybTN4qMwKGMvSgGfTBTqcOr2Cy9RFfRGfc6ksQP6jYJ1S2SKKEaDS8zteZF0cX6zyYqBOEs-oS5YXjsoBLzL5iw/s1600-h/domeclimberfun.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTezbZHNEJ_yPn-f6e267XI1-P_ZgLM0s3-SQlj6bFM-jax4pzWy2tybTN4qMwKGMvSgGfTBTqcOr2Cy9RFfRGfc6ksQP6jYJ1S2SKKEaDS8zteZF0cX6zyYqBOEs-oS5YXjsoBLzL5iw/s320/domeclimberfun.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412818382992518706" /></a><br /><center><span style="font-style:italic;">Sure...it looks like fun now, but wait till they get a taste of the rusty bolts and screws holding it together from the inside. Heh.</span></center><br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sixth Stop: The Rocket:</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC3ZLNANfUOEQDpO7Kqgj9QEOljFnBmQRxWM3L-gN4xd3RLrlXvzi33g36uF7ti9kUnzVlcSx5J_rfr527RK_dD30WDp5tWASH2odJOAXlruFmfg1ZcRxD8l4j8TwH9pkmn2mf5jZT9qA/s1600-h/PlaygroundRocket.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 245px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC3ZLNANfUOEQDpO7Kqgj9QEOljFnBmQRxWM3L-gN4xd3RLrlXvzi33g36uF7ti9kUnzVlcSx5J_rfr527RK_dD30WDp5tWASH2odJOAXlruFmfg1ZcRxD8l4j8TwH9pkmn2mf5jZT9qA/s320/PlaygroundRocket.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412826774143560866" /></a><br /><br />Extremely popular in the late sixties/early seventies the playground rocket was amazing. You could climb inside for one hell of a view over the whole area, or as a remote refuge to get your drug fix in private (i.e.: snorting pixie sticks). Do note that a slide-o-doom was almost always attached to these babies.<br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Seventh Stop: The "Barrel Of Fun" a.k.a. the "Hamster Wheel":</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKT7OMpRuDIUddMvtFPQL_BnbpwR10FzJNPjnYG0HiYg6ewpZs-EgwzeYCsV4om7GTmtHxt6_w8Y8Zm4ztfDwt8WblTGh1X_j5xGz0o6lXoBzthK2effppzxDpT8yVmhx02pMVUy0s3-c/s1600-h/hamsterwheel.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKT7OMpRuDIUddMvtFPQL_BnbpwR10FzJNPjnYG0HiYg6ewpZs-EgwzeYCsV4om7GTmtHxt6_w8Y8Zm4ztfDwt8WblTGh1X_j5xGz0o6lXoBzthK2effppzxDpT8yVmhx02pMVUy0s3-c/s320/hamsterwheel.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412828494865580962" /></a><br /><br />Now this is one of my fondest pieces of equipment at the playground. One particular playground near the community pool had one of these and it was always packed full of kids. They were hard to get started, but with a little help the wheel inside would start spinning. Of course, sometimes the wood planks were loose and caused you to pinch your fingers, and splinters were not only accepted, but anticipated. Lesson learned: No matter what, keep going! Because if you fall down when it is at full speed nobody is going to stop, instead - they all get to laugh at you as you receive concussion after concussion from flopping around in the wheel like a lone sock in the dryer. :D<br /><br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Eighth Stop: The "Swinging Gates":</span></center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBn5IS9N5LbCpB7Ctb-2KOwJdRDdTgRQruYSJshbNCWWydV6foZufAJ-XDmVin_rccW0epuuOfEPDOAAmRsIfemSnG5dWASiXcNhLI2QAY715ZjMbuPE9uOOUlaOj6ydIJe_yVn0ztsMQ/s1600-h/swinginggate.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBn5IS9N5LbCpB7Ctb-2KOwJdRDdTgRQruYSJshbNCWWydV6foZufAJ-XDmVin_rccW0epuuOfEPDOAAmRsIfemSnG5dWASiXcNhLI2QAY715ZjMbuPE9uOOUlaOj6ydIJe_yVn0ztsMQ/s320/swinginggate.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412829588541381490" /></a><br /><br />Our school playground had one of these puppies, but in the "single" gate version, not the double that is shown here. Much like the Merry-Go-Round you could really get one of these puppies going if you had a little help. We used to enjoy sitting in it towards the outside with our legs and arms wrapped around the bar to get the maximum amount of centrifugal force. YAY!<br /><br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ninth Stop: The "Witch's Hat":</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDrV-VfJkvHdSY4teTw9hbSaTAHOFDiFoqAP5EYc0KVZdZDjNXbeVx6QR8yYbKE_u_hetpYTI6qpTXhfosCbsvSYNgMNiZzSBRlgOPP7JCTCt3hOjmYtV5zOp3KWRtft0Yf0vgfR6oQpE/s1600-h/witcheshat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDrV-VfJkvHdSY4teTw9hbSaTAHOFDiFoqAP5EYc0KVZdZDjNXbeVx6QR8yYbKE_u_hetpYTI6qpTXhfosCbsvSYNgMNiZzSBRlgOPP7JCTCt3hOjmYtV5zOp3KWRtft0Yf0vgfR6oQpE/s320/witcheshat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412830848482819762" /></a><br /><br />The idea behind these were simple - you and a friend (or multiple friends) grabbed opposite ends of the ring and ran in the same direction until you got whipped off the ground. Of course, that would be <span style="font-style:italic;">too easy</span>; so instead you always tried to pair up people of very different sizes for each side, so it would be off balance and one side would be flown up in the air from the other people's weight. Another important lesson in physics; often followed by a lesson in first aid. ;)<br /><br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Tenth Stop: Teatherball:</span></center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA3dAzBf3RbhcvMqs8K13EFkrm3OYw_3XjNdzbqV9RHCSYiCNSUQxrQyV7Tknr_CwAsh9cJvQGQetRxuOggVR3bOMVgHyVB6mYM0wyMfAwv2ipQA5JjH9VFUln_oWfkGb8iesUKQxMXCM/s1600-h/tetherballset.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA3dAzBf3RbhcvMqs8K13EFkrm3OYw_3XjNdzbqV9RHCSYiCNSUQxrQyV7Tknr_CwAsh9cJvQGQetRxuOggVR3bOMVgHyVB6mYM0wyMfAwv2ipQA5JjH9VFUln_oWfkGb8iesUKQxMXCM/s320/tetherballset.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412833087676409874" /></a><br /><br />Yes kids, once upon a time we actually had Teather Ball stations at parks and at school. Yes, you often got the ball smacked right in your face, but you liked it, <span style="font-style:italic;">dammit</span>. These days the closest most kids get to one of these is by downloading Napoleon Dynamite. :( The world needs more tetherball.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgt4lPpnTytYxADCGGgYtirnYO36LcMhxpNI7QGlYtZEZjOKz6dC7T6Mjia_Q_k_zu93ZcuwIwusFZ6tXotxecGAPnbUCqH5_vJgRSUEHzAiJRoO8FmUnuj3OkjftHUzpFABt6lznuPF0/s1600-h/ripteatherball.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 203px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgt4lPpnTytYxADCGGgYtirnYO36LcMhxpNI7QGlYtZEZjOKz6dC7T6Mjia_Q_k_zu93ZcuwIwusFZ6tXotxecGAPnbUCqH5_vJgRSUEHzAiJRoO8FmUnuj3OkjftHUzpFABt6lznuPF0/s320/ripteatherball.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412835152175518786" /></a><br /><center><span style="font-style:italic;">R.I.P Teatherball court....R.I.P.</span></center><br /><br /><br /><center><span style="font-weight:bold;">Last Stop: "The Octopus" a.k.a "The Maypole" a.k.a "The Big Strike":</span></center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivmgpPxCMGwW8NCZ9zu2ILd3kbuCinkwZYtRIlgIlJ4giCu4nL__2VMTlNFcVQmg6ad6YnTwDtfSAPDFJA29wOZxoCREsCJJbocE0h9re0X-C-0vsq9as3KLXHS_DFZ9F4TtQb52xy7F8/s1600-h/maypole.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 203px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivmgpPxCMGwW8NCZ9zu2ILd3kbuCinkwZYtRIlgIlJ4giCu4nL__2VMTlNFcVQmg6ad6YnTwDtfSAPDFJA29wOZxoCREsCJJbocE0h9re0X-C-0vsq9as3KLXHS_DFZ9F4TtQb52xy7F8/s320/maypole.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412841792280326930" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4QaN1QzrzPEbQWSA3bP1rmhKxNW-qGTq4_9LJhIymTfDhyphenhyphen0blrWPeTvF135kYbf2fUVU7wHVTEK-mhKZFRyl1LPUOAbOc1JUUc5QDxXUnSEyF6O_Y1qqRCaFr3fTa7F1hXdtVj9Tuek8/s1600-h/giantstrike.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4QaN1QzrzPEbQWSA3bP1rmhKxNW-qGTq4_9LJhIymTfDhyphenhyphen0blrWPeTvF135kYbf2fUVU7wHVTEK-mhKZFRyl1LPUOAbOc1JUUc5QDxXUnSEyF6O_Y1qqRCaFr3fTa7F1hXdtVj9Tuek8/s320/giantstrike.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412841921633317826" /></a><br /><br /><br />Here's one you won't see these days. Much like the Witch's Hat above, the Octopus was a simple design. Slap a huge metal pole in the ground, attach a buttload of chains, and allow the chains to swivel from the pole. Add kids, and you're done. Simply put, everyone grabbed on, you ran around as fast as you could until...LIFTOFF! Of course, half the time the sucker would throw you ten feet if you couldn't hang on, and you could be certain that sometime or another a chain next to you was going to slap you in the face, and you were possibly going to slam right into the pole itself. With excitement and danger like that - it really is little wonder why we played all day long. And considering today's lame nerfed playgrounds, can we really be shocked that today's kids don't?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiSLljmVBxmBhQc6jNqtZ3gJzVWBWlP_LoC6911VZmN8D_aYei_mnnM0sBu2LK1PxIKEF__OmYScVT_yLj-rWkrbSw-tVfNQzUbvmiS3HzKcHGZCR-YcsNgnEtBI-mnmYuLz0YZFXZ5bk/s1600-h/sadmaypole.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiSLljmVBxmBhQc6jNqtZ3gJzVWBWlP_LoC6911VZmN8D_aYei_mnnM0sBu2LK1PxIKEF__OmYScVT_yLj-rWkrbSw-tVfNQzUbvmiS3HzKcHGZCR-YcsNgnEtBI-mnmYuLz0YZFXZ5bk/s320/sadmaypole.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412842064923028994" /></a><span style="font-weight:bold;"></span><br /><br />Bring back the danger....bring back the fun. <br /><br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-76147931116637795742009-06-08T08:23:00.000-07:002009-06-08T08:26:58.754-07:00Flame War Video is Truthful.Leave it to the good folks at CollegeHumor to make a video that is not only hilarious, but comes with a catchy tune. And oddly enough, YOU ALREADY KNOW THE LYRICS. 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFsMHYi7GYOqmqUdv20fVYbFYhSBPTbcsF04Ma3or9wnYX9z1gjiSCRce0ui7KIZp93ohKMF8hxH_fwbuHS9IKRbcFTgE89eySWpOksMtdBupyJd1LpQznwu2CGxqL3Cv9we86_v97vMU/s320/couchstop.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341575614405855874" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhueG-8PBfvOkJtpXouW40ZjzqzjMvMiSIY6S21OnCcTeX3FenuaLPt6n6X0F_W9CxOLmFxrncoFcswMCULwJrhLXQGqM6qh0HCZIhX8Fl1wjRRPJJpOBp_9eeu8gJ7PIkhFFx5iULoAEc/s1600-h/hammockstop.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhueG-8PBfvOkJtpXouW40ZjzqzjMvMiSIY6S21OnCcTeX3FenuaLPt6n6X0F_W9CxOLmFxrncoFcswMCULwJrhLXQGqM6qh0HCZIhX8Fl1wjRRPJJpOBp_9eeu8gJ7PIkhFFx5iULoAEc/s320/hammockstop.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341576905518865682" /></a><br /><br />I demand all bus stops have hammocks. I NEED that in my life.<br /><br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-46687990081832684752009-05-22T11:59:00.001-07:002009-05-22T12:06:06.573-07:00RANDOM PICTURE FRIDAY!!!!!HAPPY FRIDAY KIDDIES! Here's your usual weekend-starting dose of random picture insanity. 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The new Muscle March game for Wii...filled with more "friends of Dorothy" than Munchkinland itself. Thanks Japan!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6hzwr9kRLH0&hl=sv&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6hzwr9kRLH0&hl=sv&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />No matter what kiddos...muscles + rainbows + guys in bear suits = WIN!!!<br /><br /><br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old BitchBITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-17179069676968088812009-05-16T04:29:00.000-07:002009-05-16T05:33:37.476-07:00JOURNEY INTO THE MUSEUM OF TAXIDERMY - TOUR #1!!!!!And now, part one in an upcoming series, the Bitter Old Bitch presents.......
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<br /><b>The Museum of Taxidermy!!!!</b>
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<br />Welcome to the gallery, children. I am the Bitter Old Bitch and I will be your guide for today's tour. Today we'll be taking a look at some of the best (and worst) displays of taxidermy art. But I see you are all very anxious to get inside...so follow me and let's begin the tour...remember, please try and refrain from handling the art, and no photography please, postcards are available at the Gift Shop. Today we will be looking at:
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjX2mxnGalPqHovQoC_ykvWGjAnMH0aH9hXbU5ldV9Hsxj4SVKfdxu-VgkfvSj8AK5n86opwwleVmN8qk-9FWZgbg1GTlbGqxPyRTqMEZfbF8aWbKgosdzBtcjm1wSY5hhZbK8tK3WGK6pp/s1600-h/fishingsquirrel.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjX2mxnGalPqHovQoC_ykvWGjAnMH0aH9hXbU5ldV9Hsxj4SVKfdxu-VgkfvSj8AK5n86opwwleVmN8qk-9FWZgbg1GTlbGqxPyRTqMEZfbF8aWbKgosdzBtcjm1wSY5hhZbK8tK3WGK6pp/s320/fishingsquirrel.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336383139846374354" /></a>
<br /><center>Fishin' Squirrel</center>
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<br /><center>Flying drinking monkey</center>
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<br /><center>Hedgehog business card holder</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2ZtMxYHxZR1erL6wEMx5ZaYUy5S0mtezIx-hCRG5RxQuI1r1G2IZOFJ7ElIc-10uvqaL2socV8OMnUzsiVN_koCSRELK-wS3yKmevSfYoAiAAUti8uQlnz02CCtgMG9j41YXP7aX6iU4/s1600-h/mouseintrap.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2ZtMxYHxZR1erL6wEMx5ZaYUy5S0mtezIx-hCRG5RxQuI1r1G2IZOFJ7ElIc-10uvqaL2socV8OMnUzsiVN_koCSRELK-wS3yKmevSfYoAiAAUti8uQlnz02CCtgMG9j41YXP7aX6iU4/s320/mouseintrap.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336392943893739426" /></a>
<br /><center>Mouse in a trap...oh the fun one can have with one of these at the office! Unlike the real deal, this stuffed version can be used again and again and never decays!</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDNxGHy-fo4SLrcsR0w5xlIRDZnlXJyHmSthXboVpEcH-7AvBdcUboN5Bengn3B6CpM4BeHAmhdjTy5dve9KRgRHGvHzvo_qwf3q8I7PmbPlx4zEl0OGD-sXTtZlxKcEf-DjFllEDODCU1/s1600-h/boxingsquirrels.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDNxGHy-fo4SLrcsR0w5xlIRDZnlXJyHmSthXboVpEcH-7AvBdcUboN5Bengn3B6CpM4BeHAmhdjTy5dve9KRgRHGvHzvo_qwf3q8I7PmbPlx4zEl0OGD-sXTtZlxKcEf-DjFllEDODCU1/s320/boxingsquirrels.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336384326511404290" /></a>
<br /><center>Boxing Prairie Dogs</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCeM_MouIkTCLScXa4f9ficNv8ad8doQAj2diSSDCcfcu6CJxmTCSEFlt79RNlwOVgqMdZowZ0bCCo36omH_kYsChob-PERSwr_44T4fOVFkQIeSauV5lRjv7XFsIbtnugD-I3AnaZ7TGb/s1600-h/rodeo+frogs.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCeM_MouIkTCLScXa4f9ficNv8ad8doQAj2diSSDCcfcu6CJxmTCSEFlt79RNlwOVgqMdZowZ0bCCo36omH_kYsChob-PERSwr_44T4fOVFkQIeSauV5lRjv7XFsIbtnugD-I3AnaZ7TGb/s320/rodeo+frogs.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336384680798173842" /></a><center>Rodeo Toads</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgynlcXHkzQEkxp48j43EnA__7v2KFWkJdoFKcW3T_ZZfI5RKUAkbTl4-tSbG1wuRdBpG8bivVraojJEhpgkcZcWDwIQdEudlAmhmcpB8wN4WWFXiFTlC86SJIuxTu1Zt6HsRUhpLy7xOXR/s1600-h/pigpulltoy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgynlcXHkzQEkxp48j43EnA__7v2KFWkJdoFKcW3T_ZZfI5RKUAkbTl4-tSbG1wuRdBpG8bivVraojJEhpgkcZcWDwIQdEudlAmhmcpB8wN4WWFXiFTlC86SJIuxTu1Zt6HsRUhpLy7xOXR/s320/pigpulltoy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336385247452292722" /></a>
<br /><center>Piggy pull-toy</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRkVzeBKpr244uZ4GeGJRHgZygax51bRHiX1KWP5NIu2u8-t1mW6XQlLmpd14PoHLUEe5UODEVpFWyVI1wO-sn3mtaSnqPuilo3FkSskhHVeBJx-yPUriKOcVSA3TJb_YzKeNAyucWjPQm/s1600-h/basketballwildcat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 157px; height: 215px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRkVzeBKpr244uZ4GeGJRHgZygax51bRHiX1KWP5NIu2u8-t1mW6XQlLmpd14PoHLUEe5UODEVpFWyVI1wO-sn3mtaSnqPuilo3FkSskhHVeBJx-yPUriKOcVSA3TJb_YzKeNAyucWjPQm/s320/basketballwildcat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336385570687485922" /></a>
<br /><center>Basketball wildcat...which if you all will kindly take a look to your left, you will see his nemesis....</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3Cc1Sqj59KB8RLXJMmQCSAJpJQjhDHLnai4hXpNc0EMAd7xGAApKoTQYQ1VXHOfhX6dmUyP6Zn-FmAra-Q1GvFm1uRvgXqcbgiDpzBwIjtkRMsRjh_uB9jaOPUkunOOeEGbTo_5onxDmP/s1600-h/footballbadger.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3Cc1Sqj59KB8RLXJMmQCSAJpJQjhDHLnai4hXpNc0EMAd7xGAApKoTQYQ1VXHOfhX6dmUyP6Zn-FmAra-Q1GvFm1uRvgXqcbgiDpzBwIjtkRMsRjh_uB9jaOPUkunOOeEGbTo_5onxDmP/s320/footballbadger.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336385801909031874" /></a><center>...Football badger</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgna-qOKnY7NF6IvNjxoCXgd_Mfy_Ni-Fzl4l-9Gf8ME588Q30jlJDWAflH-VK6Y4LaOQiMnwuAYiLcs3Eh4DP0UfGgW8_0rb6b89fu5OAMY3P3u3neLM20k1TXq7lsccV3stt9S1u6FsY/s1600-h/smokingroomsquirrels.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgna-qOKnY7NF6IvNjxoCXgd_Mfy_Ni-Fzl4l-9Gf8ME588Q30jlJDWAflH-VK6Y4LaOQiMnwuAYiLcs3Eh4DP0UfGgW8_0rb6b89fu5OAMY3P3u3neLM20k1TXq7lsccV3stt9S1u6FsY/s320/smokingroomsquirrels.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336388319856361442" /></a>
<br /><center>Here we have a lovely set of smoking room squirrels...and over here...</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjipNE_ivr6X89DElxaDSWatwAY9t01bZcf4Z1EYdkr3e7mSrH2rjKcRxSbghGu036CWXEyu_wWIfLLtM47qmkf-5KROmKQNlZE54kSmaMbbWMj3eHDBM-N7TT3H-6CcP5Z3Sdn4nt3Dxo/s1600-h/kittensteaparty.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjipNE_ivr6X89DElxaDSWatwAY9t01bZcf4Z1EYdkr3e7mSrH2rjKcRxSbghGu036CWXEyu_wWIfLLtM47qmkf-5KROmKQNlZE54kSmaMbbWMj3eHDBM-N7TT3H-6CcP5Z3Sdn4nt3Dxo/s320/kittensteaparty.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336388612491631650" /></a>
<br /><center>...we have a dead kitten tea party</center>
<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNGimcF090hcD4fAlWAFMeTbR6tPM_RUxXlC6276n3HHgfHtuCmf6awWYff1XcxXKzeOUZxBzh2idpHHveHNauYgePgadsV2eP6N02POgXRe68NvzAS0dtseBRdWrpnSGphh7qRMeQNq4/s1600-h/deadkittenteaparty.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 226px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNGimcF090hcD4fAlWAFMeTbR6tPM_RUxXlC6276n3HHgfHtuCmf6awWYff1XcxXKzeOUZxBzh2idpHHveHNauYgePgadsV2eP6N02POgXRe68NvzAS0dtseBRdWrpnSGphh7qRMeQNq4/s320/deadkittenteaparty.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336388854003436834" /></a><center>Adorable, isn't it?
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVVAaY2cxDahx7UpBJt80cm7MmktGUkRK8w5H4ak5kxuguqk0lKiJMRc6TCKksamLSVdUV0Mo3I_Y2aYBggkFkhiVRla_u6hNJHwqcbok0orx3vmRgPnEChE7uEqSPJwSpiEFqGiwwBg/s1600-h/soldiersquirrel.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVVAaY2cxDahx7UpBJt80cm7MmktGUkRK8w5H4ak5kxuguqk0lKiJMRc6TCKksamLSVdUV0Mo3I_Y2aYBggkFkhiVRla_u6hNJHwqcbok0orx3vmRgPnEChE7uEqSPJwSpiEFqGiwwBg/s320/soldiersquirrel.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336390914174828434" /></a>
<br /><center>...we have a soldier squirrel...ready for battle! More than likely he is here to defend the contents of....</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQZ497RkjcFCDr1-RtJD233QaAVW2BXKNxrgIaX8xp6BsgGVzCR7MwOlZIR7iN7sEEj7VxUFdjb2KqK_bRPkConwEvWhPX8ue5ia2v6uY3s7WRDFIohtGR1yc7VaBsBvZG5csqnHMcumc/s1600-h/squirreldecanteragain.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 203px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQZ497RkjcFCDr1-RtJD233QaAVW2BXKNxrgIaX8xp6BsgGVzCR7MwOlZIR7iN7sEEj7VxUFdjb2KqK_bRPkConwEvWhPX8ue5ia2v6uY3s7WRDFIohtGR1yc7VaBsBvZG5csqnHMcumc/s320/squirreldecanteragain.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336391992762248642" /></a>
<br /><center>Decanter Squirrel.
<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3L0XDvLJriT7eP7gODXhyphenhyphenN83SLCSlIauJMqVeivWk_UmRn19rds_0lS1J78a8J7oBGR1zeSYweHzlqJo4ilSRYp2t7V5OAdC0vHSTIiBs_GkxN3wybpf7oKjZybTYdWCHazKJZTcXUp0/s1600-h/SQUIRRELdecanter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3L0XDvLJriT7eP7gODXhyphenhyphenN83SLCSlIauJMqVeivWk_UmRn19rds_0lS1J78a8J7oBGR1zeSYweHzlqJo4ilSRYp2t7V5OAdC0vHSTIiBs_GkxN3wybpf7oKjZybTYdWCHazKJZTcXUp0/s320/SQUIRRELdecanter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336392691440787922" /></a>
<br />Because nothing says "class" like pouring your friends a glass of fine wine from Rocky's decapitated corpse!</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoGekxLDY8CWTodBh8s8KVIMKdf_FRBQ6DCz1Mjr7DCIuHJsN1zMYuxXPCKNXf8EguVEnQX0Md8-XFmg2fBkYpcETydyt4d1K757TQV8-Ww4Zq6kOLRdT8h8xqY721UEBd0KcEtJ2gIwQ/s1600-h/weddingmice.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoGekxLDY8CWTodBh8s8KVIMKdf_FRBQ6DCz1Mjr7DCIuHJsN1zMYuxXPCKNXf8EguVEnQX0Md8-XFmg2fBkYpcETydyt4d1K757TQV8-Ww4Zq6kOLRdT8h8xqY721UEBd0KcEtJ2gIwQ/s320/weddingmice.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336393521748743762" /></a><center>Here we have a lovely set of marriage mice. But today is no single wedding, kids! We're upping the ante and making it a double!....</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-nx7kTbpc0XVU-G9_q8DFtJNQPcrO8hr2X8GNDCmm-6JtE9snejT8db4YHmlMv1RkcpB0VwqQo3eq0Gc34WYyz2YvlKD7ThDpEq41ublfZTwfQUufwSBjztQBwmRIbmtzJdfHohaGgz8/s1600-h/deadkittenwedding.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-nx7kTbpc0XVU-G9_q8DFtJNQPcrO8hr2X8GNDCmm-6JtE9snejT8db4YHmlMv1RkcpB0VwqQo3eq0Gc34WYyz2YvlKD7ThDpEq41ublfZTwfQUufwSBjztQBwmRIbmtzJdfHohaGgz8/s320/deadkittenwedding.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336393937751609330" /></a>
<br /><center>....with a dead kitten wedding.</center>
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<br /><center>Now I know what you are thinking. "Gee, B.O.B. - these are a lot of squirrels and mice and small animals, isn't there anything bigger? Where are the large animals?"
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioQm8WhGyO6JbcFQa859Xxdo_IVpczkkO4oifF3v9cq3kr2K_IocqhdoolD35AXm5rHYesrJ5gALpk8LkqI1WxIbqXfDalOYzbk70A7hlK5oRvXNWYtojR3l1-jY19TKS0GUKmAMVQYmQ/s1600-h/horsediscount.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioQm8WhGyO6JbcFQa859Xxdo_IVpczkkO4oifF3v9cq3kr2K_IocqhdoolD35AXm5rHYesrJ5gALpk8LkqI1WxIbqXfDalOYzbk70A7hlK5oRvXNWYtojR3l1-jY19TKS0GUKmAMVQYmQ/s320/horsediscount.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336395068893297410" /></a><center>You'd be amazed the deals you can get! She has her favorite horse forever...and at the bargain price of 80% off the full retail price!</center>
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<br /><center>Now, for the last part of your first tour...let's wander off into the gallery of fashion...shall we? Follow me...
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUf00qOzeLkzxf3gr2h8yAUQvn17v1i-IQo3wSDNkvRJHdFIxZ3DiuCwF43wvFOOwF21wlCQIgSbABNI_xXrNuGbJaM_rPzohuSR3d30n1o_27iEKDsqLF5ZO_3UecrFFHgoXzklZGP3e1/s1600-h/jewledmousebrooches.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUf00qOzeLkzxf3gr2h8yAUQvn17v1i-IQo3wSDNkvRJHdFIxZ3DiuCwF43wvFOOwF21wlCQIgSbABNI_xXrNuGbJaM_rPzohuSR3d30n1o_27iEKDsqLF5ZO_3UecrFFHgoXzklZGP3e1/s320/jewledmousebrooches.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336386299330249490" /></a><center>Here we have a set of lovely mouse brooches and just down the hall we have another mouse accessory...</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj00vIgOs6nOx97y65xPCD8S_YxpudJ8DcIQRhTLz9VBYXPl2yquV_KgCobwb9soxWYeaDecKQRzaT8Rc8G-8l9cOb6wSXC07np9SKBup_Yd92kAAZGl2AVBAJ8EUMzBGd6QeIAXU7Zpf8/s1600-h/mouseheadnecklace.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 319px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj00vIgOs6nOx97y65xPCD8S_YxpudJ8DcIQRhTLz9VBYXPl2yquV_KgCobwb9soxWYeaDecKQRzaT8Rc8G-8l9cOb6wSXC07np9SKBup_Yd92kAAZGl2AVBAJ8EUMzBGd6QeIAXU7Zpf8/s320/mouseheadnecklace.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336386678344198578" /></a><center>An albino mouse pendant. Trés Chic!</center>
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<br /><center>And now on to our last exhibit for today....</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTQOqvNFaJhWy0A4E5zY-brQB-IuHErYs4dxGzhGTQ70VbatTm14WLj67Fgd-F_JPqHK9ALO8NBDC6nD02-qiwNioj0rjjNrSA3a_4rUx88Qa57r0-0nyJ8tC9Rg-cgxP8SBbQYazqYqA/s1600-h/lvdoggiebag.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTQOqvNFaJhWy0A4E5zY-brQB-IuHErYs4dxGzhGTQ70VbatTm14WLj67Fgd-F_JPqHK9ALO8NBDC6nD02-qiwNioj0rjjNrSA3a_4rUx88Qa57r0-0nyJ8tC9Rg-cgxP8SBbQYazqYqA/s320/lvdoggiebag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336397289871686866" /></a>
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<br /><center>...an authentic Louis Vuitton handbag for your dog. Er, I mean...<i>of</i> your dog.</center>
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<br />I'll let you ponder upon that one for a while.
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<br />See you for the next tour.....we'll be open for more taxidermy fun real soon!
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<br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
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<br />BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-60879247257584592942009-05-16T03:36:00.000-07:002009-05-16T03:51:08.608-07:00RANDOM PICTURE.........SATURDAY?Yeah, ok...I know...random picture day is always Friday. Bad, B.O.B....BAD!<br /><br />But honestly, I can explain...<br /><br />You see, yesterday after I was working down at the local homeless shelter I had to run by the orphanage and donate a quilt I had made, then before I went recycling I saw there was a blood drive going on and I ended up donating so much I was extremely sleepy and went to bed early.<br /><br />*looks around*<br /><br />OK...OK.... I see you aren't buying it. So truth is I went bowling and got drunk, then I proceeded to create a castle out of Bud Light boxes and passed out inside it. SUE ME. Hrmph.<br /><br />Anyhow, though a day late, here are some random pics to keep your weekend rolling steady!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhacXQYPchpwbv3YeKKK5YrWKG9S-BaCQ7XNbFxIDKae5dvI4XFSA0RMvf_IarcsQEM6mFTajROc-KHUC6AtAgnPsptI3mjhiZ6_mWUNnTwoAOIUgD5F5vUN_clu-pcboPYHqxF2owwIuKQ/s1600-h/ewweyes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhacXQYPchpwbv3YeKKK5YrWKG9S-BaCQ7XNbFxIDKae5dvI4XFSA0RMvf_IarcsQEM6mFTajROc-KHUC6AtAgnPsptI3mjhiZ6_mWUNnTwoAOIUgD5F5vUN_clu-pcboPYHqxF2owwIuKQ/s320/ewweyes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336370268719379826" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguP6vigD15iQrGa8yfJg-TPB0_mDbgQyUXLuoEje66zcI4NUuW2zuZzwUMYHlP-t0Uok8qwNsyAGiaQ4BT8s-ky5WFlda5tEv5ja5Q3N3Zk0sPxRv7geUSPdTxedLCESQRqwlc5U-YCPk2/s1600-h/wtfeastermonkey.bmp"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi550c64_kh8NDRSA0WAg-tQDgYvv_rfnLxzNia4mU7yGI4KJ2oOSAsqHyo3GljE6BATnSzzn6wtjg7rtneHHBuibpMWE9XNmPk66UTZP_chD-6FIRoSoGM958AFlCJ4X3reOfQvEzUAIYX/s320/budcastle.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336370153905733234" /></a><br /><br />...I'll make it up to you with an awesome post concerning dead animals today. Promise. You'll see.<br /><br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old BitchBITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-44665394287164819952009-05-14T04:02:00.000-07:002009-05-14T05:45:44.101-07:00TWENTY-FIVE TOTALLY RAD EIGHTIES HAIRDOS (That we all try and pretend we didn't wear) + Special BonusAnd now, just for shits and giggles...here is an awesome grouping of 25 hairdos from the 80s. Hair we wore, we loved...and now, shame us:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgEYhPm4Bqy3hWJf9woBrOGhnVuiFwKoBX2bKutcJlj8geCPUQB0Xr-bGB_rK4-_dhyU1ZeaJJ7a-d3po1MVGG-BVZ9lezG1tnq-jq3jEH0kkxKYBLdf5iCWfPlnrEwY_XvdUtVo8AJO81/s1600-h/rawkhawk.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgEYhPm4Bqy3hWJf9woBrOGhnVuiFwKoBX2bKutcJlj8geCPUQB0Xr-bGB_rK4-_dhyU1ZeaJJ7a-d3po1MVGG-BVZ9lezG1tnq-jq3jEH0kkxKYBLdf5iCWfPlnrEwY_XvdUtVo8AJO81/s320/rawkhawk.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335651338206801106" /></a><br /><center>The Rockhawk</center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOlBD50q5BvCY_tPZUf9sZDNhNO7yoaTtr64GCDR-vayXh6W6GoDtKReZm3IMa_gm1yRPdBqH2Nk8iBAasedaL6geHkxBGy1A9xKvUPcBYDRyW4BLEIo8Hc0atfuLqATS7QiY_J170Yrs8/s1600-h/thefountain.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOlBD50q5BvCY_tPZUf9sZDNhNO7yoaTtr64GCDR-vayXh6W6GoDtKReZm3IMa_gm1yRPdBqH2Nk8iBAasedaL6geHkxBGy1A9xKvUPcBYDRyW4BLEIo8Hc0atfuLqATS7QiY_J170Yrs8/s320/thefountain.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335640931961451346" /></a><br /><center>The Fountain</center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEvriDpneDxmhfxaQc1Sqeh60jhGHY5uKdQk6SuzM3UtfD5EHEr5rt3rvQ2LPr52eaaNPcZth0NV5sZTPp6K13It75Vn8UmheXvn5-lZrPNlrw8EkWUOnt3YkSWrvYmiakp9l-WezYT9Jm/s1600-h/classymullet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEvriDpneDxmhfxaQc1Sqeh60jhGHY5uKdQk6SuzM3UtfD5EHEr5rt3rvQ2LPr52eaaNPcZth0NV5sZTPp6K13It75Vn8UmheXvn5-lZrPNlrw8EkWUOnt3YkSWrvYmiakp9l-WezYT9Jm/s320/classymullet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335641046015274018" /></a><br /><center><i>The Dyna-Mullet (Yes, once upon a time - mullets could be classy!)</i></center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWVEZqQtEiraQ0MfdRMTIAYDKRSFQWGH0-ST159J9j_2R6mjKkK1zIjwLiCpkZ07BkiFGVVsKFBSXmFRSeLT77OetYsHXgZvJASRZlZjzKZ2GC-pbO2z8vNHtftf4zVql8Xj6bd1iSg-Cp/s1600-h/workouttussle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWVEZqQtEiraQ0MfdRMTIAYDKRSFQWGH0-ST159J9j_2R6mjKkK1zIjwLiCpkZ07BkiFGVVsKFBSXmFRSeLT77OetYsHXgZvJASRZlZjzKZ2GC-pbO2z8vNHtftf4zVql8Xj6bd1iSg-Cp/s320/workouttussle.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634883027503570" /></a><center>The FAME Headband Workout Tussle</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif64TQcYAgIX9VempS_p9fCsJGoHgBTRk6riDNcqcQdsf8shtoe9sF0SIcFgsHBv9X94uojfwHsry0HPP9lxjv1PXZmTknUwt_jeTuHBbmjz-lYryKHcYgTf9IzNMFT7klBaOSTq2xxDXf/s1600-h/windywave.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif64TQcYAgIX9VempS_p9fCsJGoHgBTRk6riDNcqcQdsf8shtoe9sF0SIcFgsHBv9X94uojfwHsry0HPP9lxjv1PXZmTknUwt_jeTuHBbmjz-lYryKHcYgTf9IzNMFT7klBaOSTq2xxDXf/s320/windywave.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634841404008050" /></a><center>The Windy Wave</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJxzn9cfoCUC0OlC1fEnaqLRH6bkFuKJXiteRfZYXgZpoD7kxBiy3SN5oXGOq78WEJYgPjX07JNDz8vC-kEPoxplWZvC1YiAq81AmfmYx6i-AXGlAB0FElC6PPzzvITRfTek44EP3YRgHM/s1600-h/tidalbangs.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJxzn9cfoCUC0OlC1fEnaqLRH6bkFuKJXiteRfZYXgZpoD7kxBiy3SN5oXGOq78WEJYgPjX07JNDz8vC-kEPoxplWZvC1YiAq81AmfmYx6i-AXGlAB0FElC6PPzzvITRfTek44EP3YRgHM/s320/tidalbangs.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634790032372466" /></a><center>The Steven Hawking (a.k.a. The "Big Bang Theory")</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC0e6Pm-e6OGCZxVQDzZ2lIfOF2RjQno_Z7zTuczYeJc7p0kLcEKfQ8ZikcpdfHZM9fOFuky1aeZ4vluefXMjHvbSYR7j7zbwPqPMkzkq6LLA-iPqjq2TdT2xRqJYgr-XqV2gQy-k2OSe2/s1600-h/theupdont.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC0e6Pm-e6OGCZxVQDzZ2lIfOF2RjQno_Z7zTuczYeJc7p0kLcEKfQ8ZikcpdfHZM9fOFuky1aeZ4vluefXMjHvbSYR7j7zbwPqPMkzkq6LLA-iPqjq2TdT2xRqJYgr-XqV2gQy-k2OSe2/s320/theupdont.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634734965237538" /></a><center>The Up-Don't</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxBAKMJNa4_1QFCLx8Q8MG6iMnaD_UXqQlsgOZQqy_vLVgpX7qaKpOYthMc8t6wm9rxa57LEpd4MuRHeUG9S4oHW_9O7MvJLM6dmLUlblEqJcl3MdB41zd18U-CoZv49sRHN4G7OTvSnP9/s1600-h/themichaeljackson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 265px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxBAKMJNa4_1QFCLx8Q8MG6iMnaD_UXqQlsgOZQqy_vLVgpX7qaKpOYthMc8t6wm9rxa57LEpd4MuRHeUG9S4oHW_9O7MvJLM6dmLUlblEqJcl3MdB41zd18U-CoZv49sRHN4G7OTvSnP9/s320/themichaeljackson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634666446335746" /></a><center>The MJ Thriller</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_Ny3KqKAOP21wy4N-AxdXkZ06PIzlbc_hlOs4BGgTb-9SZLqUEPNqr3gib30PsHBRO9_iC9QgjDnb0wij7nwSNLjjhZfcY50zW_1Q0cOClu-8o5OFOZuUtcoDmN296YvGDnuveON3e6bK/s1600-h/themermaid.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_Ny3KqKAOP21wy4N-AxdXkZ06PIzlbc_hlOs4BGgTb-9SZLqUEPNqr3gib30PsHBRO9_iC9QgjDnb0wij7nwSNLjjhZfcY50zW_1Q0cOClu-8o5OFOZuUtcoDmN296YvGDnuveON3e6bK/s320/themermaid.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634579312772226" /></a><center>The Mermaid</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlgJta0l4fBiVnCZBH0NMVfpq38tkAoqjj07M7lg6BGcpDKmWaQYOb9bkRruXzti3cud0BMNKnOO8PuWbXvUWLyOhj5yMF7RScGf0MCO-2kf_Ph5rYMzmg_lcl3Qw9BvX6n5BIxz-eAk1f/s1600-h/surferdudegnarly.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlgJta0l4fBiVnCZBH0NMVfpq38tkAoqjj07M7lg6BGcpDKmWaQYOb9bkRruXzti3cud0BMNKnOO8PuWbXvUWLyOhj5yMF7RScGf0MCO-2kf_Ph5rYMzmg_lcl3Qw9BvX6n5BIxz-eAk1f/s320/surferdudegnarly.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634463411803106" /></a><center>The Gnarly Surfer</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFVzflopR7v1CSk1Z21prFKt86OWRAVjf_7W9gt5SVrHUUBfuglcQ3FgUJsx_FVtkbfkhdVNlDRBvpUnPGtVEhtdvRgQ8a8NKmsUv2LJHW3lTsWQ7IdsGt2tvSb5imOaSxdws6dGTUk3xS/s1600-h/rockhair.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 188px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFVzflopR7v1CSk1Z21prFKt86OWRAVjf_7W9gt5SVrHUUBfuglcQ3FgUJsx_FVtkbfkhdVNlDRBvpUnPGtVEhtdvRgQ8a8NKmsUv2LJHW3lTsWQ7IdsGt2tvSb5imOaSxdws6dGTUk3xS/s320/rockhair.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335652145187219762" /></a><br /><center>The Rocker Guy, The Rocker Girl (and BONUS: Rocker Kid!)</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3A-yE1AFGOs_UY4osn2Afn2jwzNuU4eX_GR6pe_hMhotrQV9HspuyTnwZziZ7g_IbxPhTd8Jgr1AfpjE5HaaB-48P1fFlwElPccoUC51BHZlDbkYDjjpPqOng5CNvTSmEeJEkH-1tAtxP/s1600-h/sidewaysspiralponytail.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 235px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3A-yE1AFGOs_UY4osn2Afn2jwzNuU4eX_GR6pe_hMhotrQV9HspuyTnwZziZ7g_IbxPhTd8Jgr1AfpjE5HaaB-48P1fFlwElPccoUC51BHZlDbkYDjjpPqOng5CNvTSmEeJEkH-1tAtxP/s320/sidewaysspiralponytail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634395820186850" /></a><center>The Side Spiral Pony</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEganlmg0_HjWPrbmaIQcPaIWVgdur_Qt02QtDsOubRnL47kOJDRUv1O2jVDS5rel7BIVel_Je1V-WbxRr0xZWD_mZqQjcI0xmm9B4Zaa47shmrK1-IXKtMz500S5C8_FjCkUoEqwUHGKLbp/s1600-h/shortiepoofbang.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 231px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEganlmg0_HjWPrbmaIQcPaIWVgdur_Qt02QtDsOubRnL47kOJDRUv1O2jVDS5rel7BIVel_Je1V-WbxRr0xZWD_mZqQjcI0xmm9B4Zaa47shmrK1-IXKtMz500S5C8_FjCkUoEqwUHGKLbp/s320/shortiepoofbang.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634336389561346" /></a><center>The Loofah Bang</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU1Qy5wCR7xlZjypPUZSKRGf7dChbSnbGBn9jX4epoKkH-08wl6ZT3EYLSFAnC9NWy3Gi5d_Shoh4fThziF6SgfkmVvANKUswQ7rEbeoStxpA95iRzIHfFS2C5BXVK6n0eNBIpTksGRgnV/s1600-h/rockergirlhair.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 204px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU1Qy5wCR7xlZjypPUZSKRGf7dChbSnbGBn9jX4epoKkH-08wl6ZT3EYLSFAnC9NWy3Gi5d_Shoh4fThziF6SgfkmVvANKUswQ7rEbeoStxpA95iRzIHfFS2C5BXVK6n0eNBIpTksGRgnV/s320/rockergirlhair.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634283839791298" /></a><center>The High School Standard</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhQmqDo1ZwYdYlOibJ_3CQ6yaLCrjYzjH9gNsnUcD7PreuiQWYcgthwtU438HsIv8mg_MukBE6Ep26GNHDw19xztwhDiQe2Zm__-XznSvJIcY8vn56ocHP-slTo47rzVJjILfmVDlChPP9/s1600-h/rattaillongbraid.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 215px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhQmqDo1ZwYdYlOibJ_3CQ6yaLCrjYzjH9gNsnUcD7PreuiQWYcgthwtU438HsIv8mg_MukBE6Ep26GNHDw19xztwhDiQe2Zm__-XznSvJIcY8vn56ocHP-slTo47rzVJjILfmVDlChPP9/s320/rattaillongbraid.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634220405351010" /></a><center>The Rat-Tail Special</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLhoF0lUfGJwktVsiFUFdJa1XfgqyPZKDB-3OzGuYolPLIapAreM1dOVEK8gDRYqFCFMCs03tp4Lz8hbWaL8v1g-eXOiipdOLDRoDdbBfj41_rLZWaFL5TQNDmM05aKUP1HiNuPZubyBR7/s1600-h/poodleperm.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLhoF0lUfGJwktVsiFUFdJa1XfgqyPZKDB-3OzGuYolPLIapAreM1dOVEK8gDRYqFCFMCs03tp4Lz8hbWaL8v1g-eXOiipdOLDRoDdbBfj41_rLZWaFL5TQNDmM05aKUP1HiNuPZubyBR7/s320/poodleperm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634156183924418" /></a><center>The Standard Poodle</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1rXpeAyTzJIUY9cZRghruijPYjbcdiaWVpLsjBdxax_zMJOvwQcO0TD01s5EA3h5OcEHv5Rqz9raJvK56snx82H40N-kB5LRwMCycmZ37JMRfEh4Y6zydzp4FDWk68Myr6G2-82keZA0Q/s1600-h/ponytailtowerofpower.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1rXpeAyTzJIUY9cZRghruijPYjbcdiaWVpLsjBdxax_zMJOvwQcO0TD01s5EA3h5OcEHv5Rqz9raJvK56snx82H40N-kB5LRwMCycmZ37JMRfEh4Y6zydzp4FDWk68Myr6G2-82keZA0Q/s320/ponytailtowerofpower.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634099314645106" /></a><center>The Ponytail Tower Of Powah!</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglXrGKUPMMQeiKPnTjhDmlmFldAF2EiWorhXJSNhacKjZvSCM6jKzYgCUY5Zy3VZxbwLPA8VsFF0LZ5AyByQCW0FJJpz52t7czdi-BAk4CrhsBksPbTMhyphenhyphenvANd6wGvvp51kF3ZvdFCuer7/s1600-h/nintedmullet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 293px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglXrGKUPMMQeiKPnTjhDmlmFldAF2EiWorhXJSNhacKjZvSCM6jKzYgCUY5Zy3VZxbwLPA8VsFF0LZ5AyByQCW0FJJpz52t7czdi-BAk4CrhsBksPbTMhyphenhyphenvANd6wGvvp51kF3ZvdFCuer7/s320/nintedmullet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335634026752979234" /></a><center>The Nintend-mullet</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJp6i_Uvmo24adrg9GD2xFm2_ulBSqzB1f7_XhrTrhXsED7LLU9cy2oOouyBjbKfrxvopmZtSrXJAwCt_3jAgIaQCh4oosAtnSN-yONpcluPdE7i84KWF6tXmNVGGxbeG74_lVSfMy3ZYX/s1600-h/manfro.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJp6i_Uvmo24adrg9GD2xFm2_ulBSqzB1f7_XhrTrhXsED7LLU9cy2oOouyBjbKfrxvopmZtSrXJAwCt_3jAgIaQCh4oosAtnSN-yONpcluPdE7i84KWF6tXmNVGGxbeG74_lVSfMy3ZYX/s320/manfro.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335633930587770930" /></a><br /><center>The Manfro</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-biJFP5wqjG8hccwtb7Lv7gUB81fimog3OirJI6M5hzp6-0gkG4UvcxfRqfoYBymNnJrAHpBeBuZyIK74gj0a7c-pqHgy6yINF_apRozcooCCfDrJcTAdp4vAMt4FxSJWF8iYD1Y6PajB/s1600-h/littleredravinghood.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 273px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-biJFP5wqjG8hccwtb7Lv7gUB81fimog3OirJI6M5hzp6-0gkG4UvcxfRqfoYBymNnJrAHpBeBuZyIK74gj0a7c-pqHgy6yINF_apRozcooCCfDrJcTAdp4vAMt4FxSJWF8iYD1Y6PajB/s320/littleredravinghood.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335633864985526162" /></a><br /><center>The "Little Red Raving Hood"</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpkKLe5PDbD3nYuCz_bcDsnS0U-FfhSjv5B5PjgS_bQpk5GMKYyZ1mfDnALibpfxEtisLhBbh9V5f_VUjDqwb5cSgo9A8FlnJwWIpph9t0h0kcTZm3kwvuxCpT8bVV5xDoVNbTHPy5jLj_/s1600-h/bananacliperoo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpkKLe5PDbD3nYuCz_bcDsnS0U-FfhSjv5B5PjgS_bQpk5GMKYyZ1mfDnALibpfxEtisLhBbh9V5f_VUjDqwb5cSgo9A8FlnJwWIpph9t0h0kcTZm3kwvuxCpT8bVV5xDoVNbTHPy5jLj_/s320/bananacliperoo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335633527027136130" /></a><center>The Banana Cliperoo</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyQPPYd1zgtwNui7jUEcmC2zrHGlP0LGP46EJVsPOb-mmFeIDF2Xt_WbwoB7uuO_rleMY6Y51EnDMujkZ2hX8F7zkao_NAzIsBACUnjm-W5biF03su64CKFAayDSY-uLMY0aaL8CjhT1Zh/s1600-h/jodiescrimpyspecial.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyQPPYd1zgtwNui7jUEcmC2zrHGlP0LGP46EJVsPOb-mmFeIDF2Xt_WbwoB7uuO_rleMY6Y51EnDMujkZ2hX8F7zkao_NAzIsBACUnjm-W5biF03su64CKFAayDSY-uLMY0aaL8CjhT1Zh/s320/jodiescrimpyspecial.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335633792553931330" /></a><br /><center>The Jodie-Crimpapalooza</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKNgu4-yHZt-Q5Pd1XXeX5C5Qf9xMYFjRk-qdQStZGPLClB2L5wm_OZPHO1Hd7LPOsdhmYr3JONc8LOx0El16MjqGtVDcKdJhmd820w_5yZ2CnXZ6Or0f0ZSpyFpBwP48KqGGQPAq6kd4l/s1600-h/hairzilla.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 233px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKNgu4-yHZt-Q5Pd1XXeX5C5Qf9xMYFjRk-qdQStZGPLClB2L5wm_OZPHO1Hd7LPOsdhmYr3JONc8LOx0El16MjqGtVDcKdJhmd820w_5yZ2CnXZ6Or0f0ZSpyFpBwP48KqGGQPAq6kd4l/s320/hairzilla.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335633719734173490" /></a><center>The Hairzilla</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJwONERmvEbI_zrPzTXix51EugdAdz58pZbxApABZ8TPk9NPxAgBrMFYaHCt8bjOaBgp_TlmccypuAvGQzcrz8eQq1o82-PHoYSG_bWsMjY6VE1t1vNb-zKtu174YyM4qTWZXD6Q32mAEX/s1600-h/boderekbraids.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJwONERmvEbI_zrPzTXix51EugdAdz58pZbxApABZ8TPk9NPxAgBrMFYaHCt8bjOaBgp_TlmccypuAvGQzcrz8eQq1o82-PHoYSG_bWsMjY6VE1t1vNb-zKtu174YyM4qTWZXD6Q32mAEX/s320/boderekbraids.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335633656804967970" /></a><center>The Bo Derek Braids</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFo4fK-L61EQhdsWTyuJz8KWe_RAkRqMHKoTusQ-FL-7jtZaOcaGZqY2CdbjpGToM1oB7PH0QXJqF4yvd8ME187YLCk3x_ZUa4ffrfxrq-5diRXr6mvQRdlBEQwAG9lNiAutiEl1dyQlGn/s1600-h/bighairflamingo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFo4fK-L61EQhdsWTyuJz8KWe_RAkRqMHKoTusQ-FL-7jtZaOcaGZqY2CdbjpGToM1oB7PH0QXJqF4yvd8ME187YLCk3x_ZUa4ffrfxrq-5diRXr6mvQRdlBEQwAG9lNiAutiEl1dyQlGn/s320/bighairflamingo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335633590981503314" /></a><br /><center>The Flamingo</center><br /><br />And now....as a special bonus, the Bitter Old Bitch has a note to you kids of today out there. So please, if you have any teenagers nearby, send them in the room now. I'll wait.<br /><br /><br /><br />Ok....are they here?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Good. *clears throat*<br /><br /><br /><br />Well hello there. I've been watching you kids out there...all on your facebooks and myspaces looking all pouty all the damn time. At first I thought it was all those little metal rings you kids had in your faces. They certainly look painful, and I thought that was why you were pouting all the time in your photos; because your faces hurt or because you had damaged some facial nerves and you were no longer able to smile. But after some careful observation I have realized why you look so sad.<br /><br /><br />....because you all look the damn same and you all have the same shitty haircut.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib8TKxo4Wm3Uf0FvkdSM5DT2FqBxUit41JqxqrabHFwq5QkgESwzjQEog_2txinGFM8XQuDASE-0O3H4bNCpkEgfGHQGjZlFhd4U0dV3ovAaLGWglcJ1JSheDbv1LB3J7aRj1evAoJpxPk/s1600-h/blah6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib8TKxo4Wm3Uf0FvkdSM5DT2FqBxUit41JqxqrabHFwq5QkgESwzjQEog_2txinGFM8XQuDASE-0O3H4bNCpkEgfGHQGjZlFhd4U0dV3ovAaLGWglcJ1JSheDbv1LB3J7aRj1evAoJpxPk/s320/blah6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335658107905166642" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh35axQ0kbT9VGhttHv5UQOtHrpGkbOiPQeXTypyEz5IhUp0VCm3wu49WEOmtH8Ru1vH-cwbGUKFR1Bk8A2aVMtCmydEFny8inb2yN292y3aaYtndDxCillDC2pgJdAS8THjJunsUmDhtcp/s1600-h/blah5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh35axQ0kbT9VGhttHv5UQOtHrpGkbOiPQeXTypyEz5IhUp0VCm3wu49WEOmtH8Ru1vH-cwbGUKFR1Bk8A2aVMtCmydEFny8inb2yN292y3aaYtndDxCillDC2pgJdAS8THjJunsUmDhtcp/s320/blah5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335658069233089746" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI1vKQlvPPt1HSOBlWPGzNFL7pvLhwJhxTeEIJJYg_NQvEtq7aXXJfRJvVKleKF5aGIyn4tmg7fYawAG6bJtypz4_AH0WpRAGoiGHPCaItvnH1yqT5V_iiP71LtoX76z9HUM_yMeen1KI2/s1600-h/blah4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI1vKQlvPPt1HSOBlWPGzNFL7pvLhwJhxTeEIJJYg_NQvEtq7aXXJfRJvVKleKF5aGIyn4tmg7fYawAG6bJtypz4_AH0WpRAGoiGHPCaItvnH1yqT5V_iiP71LtoX76z9HUM_yMeen1KI2/s320/blah4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335658028469323858" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9dxISDSL20_nBZE89KyFT688xXNr9-Zo2cklSgk5U3ob7noIQXaR3WtzhYLcCHPI6UcM4XqHF92OzX9g6lHY7rEEsbCLuE_nDHPX6tbGrvie9chMK7by_UDEsK5fxcSO_oYyL_BJL1GBD/s1600-h/blah3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9dxISDSL20_nBZE89KyFT688xXNr9-Zo2cklSgk5U3ob7noIQXaR3WtzhYLcCHPI6UcM4XqHF92OzX9g6lHY7rEEsbCLuE_nDHPX6tbGrvie9chMK7by_UDEsK5fxcSO_oYyL_BJL1GBD/s320/blah3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335657980951509666" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigMQX6aCW9chz4djeh__1YYSbvKcW_amDSaJ8U-qeaDcqEPmAgtl_bzs1RHFpa4DkhU5gA2W6ueDAQ5EKU3H0Jl4IHtfUNar0lo_PSQy0ih2Fbivod_vpan9VwvyFo0zFoglhrqPvmIbcb/s1600-h/blah2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigMQX6aCW9chz4djeh__1YYSbvKcW_amDSaJ8U-qeaDcqEPmAgtl_bzs1RHFpa4DkhU5gA2W6ueDAQ5EKU3H0Jl4IHtfUNar0lo_PSQy0ih2Fbivod_vpan9VwvyFo0zFoglhrqPvmIbcb/s320/blah2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335657939308761586" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmyzObEKPocoBELD8Hl5Ive16tkv0wumQf68Los8VDOeZK2b7SFKlPFDS6yfd8troyCWAsUIyWlWLg3zhiqhS1GQoQi370_fIy4RK1HRd1ijosnM-UKqSmhgMNMkapLeZkAbf-O2o2qheH/s1600-h/blah.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmyzObEKPocoBELD8Hl5Ive16tkv0wumQf68Los8VDOeZK2b7SFKlPFDS6yfd8troyCWAsUIyWlWLg3zhiqhS1GQoQi370_fIy4RK1HRd1ijosnM-UKqSmhgMNMkapLeZkAbf-O2o2qheH/s320/blah.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335657892883682738" /></a><br /><br /><br />......kids, change your hair and take out that crap from your face if you <u>really want to be different</u>. You'd be surprised what a boost to the self-esteem being an individual will make. Then maybe you'll smile for once. And give your parents a hug, they had shitty hair once too. But at least they had plenty to choose from.<br /><br /><br /><br />........thus sayeth the Bitter Old BitchBITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-51703036894567977882009-05-12T16:28:00.000-07:002009-05-12T16:31:51.640-07:00You know what always makes me smile?....badly translated socks at the dollar store. :)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPkeDzjwgCT8z5RZxAUPGCUCk0AmzMRls8bSrpufBV-mfhc_0Lc2YKjGjnI1uaKx18WTpGkIEZ8Z4o8YA_wnlh96GyT1FLoG3FMzbtlvRPE4yyi2bKzFO_MA2Xs5OR1oDIW6MuypAlRXtb/s1600-h/engrishracistsocks.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 251px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPkeDzjwgCT8z5RZxAUPGCUCk0AmzMRls8bSrpufBV-mfhc_0Lc2YKjGjnI1uaKx18WTpGkIEZ8Z4o8YA_wnlh96GyT1FLoG3FMzbtlvRPE4yyi2bKzFO_MA2Xs5OR1oDIW6MuypAlRXtb/s320/engrishracistsocks.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335083659131659378" /></a><br /><br /><br />...right back 'atcha Captain..... YUP. :)BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-15960242748233556562009-05-12T06:06:00.001-07:002009-05-12T06:19:07.183-07:00TATER SALAD + CONTOROTIONISM = FUN YET WEIRD<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhToFvYlCUlT-A3HdTR5iCBUFL-JSUach3F4L4STHZLiNALKXO3sJZeDF9R2_xsnN67K6JmolsXzsNeofBy8PfgSb9E7FSZzR9mlwPRCBF0zyBzczTWzbS2dqpn3wI-8jgVnFZR3QFHtjw5/s1600-h/tatersaladandcontorts.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 227px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhToFvYlCUlT-A3HdTR5iCBUFL-JSUach3F4L4STHZLiNALKXO3sJZeDF9R2_xsnN67K6JmolsXzsNeofBy8PfgSb9E7FSZzR9mlwPRCBF0zyBzczTWzbS2dqpn3wI-8jgVnFZR3QFHtjw5/s320/tatersaladandcontorts.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334925666326476194" /></a><br /><br />An oldie but still a long running favorite of the B.O.B. - I know most of my buds have been forced into seeing this by me but it is too good not to continue sharing. For those who have never witnessed the fun created when potato salad and contortionist shenanigans collide into one heaping ball of <u>awesome</u>, this is for you.<br /><br />The fun starts around 1:00, but the video is well worth a full watch. Catchy tune too!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5DJVSP3N5a4&hl=sv&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5DJVSP3N5a4&hl=sv&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-52379153743498466052009-05-11T00:15:00.000-07:002009-05-16T03:53:29.411-07:00STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!: Archie Comic Books<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFLcUruMTv_zzyugSZp2uV1pDK7Ji72nN9J5G4sazWMkzCpD6SLg_Ibr_FMmqFIcaU3fvDqLnKjRERXXgllb-UoJY_uN3Q3Fosa65nlfHmzYFjkoFDrS57zg2ZiXbyIxh1Rf_zba2X8R_l/s1600-h/archieandbettybackintheday.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 163px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFLcUruMTv_zzyugSZp2uV1pDK7Ji72nN9J5G4sazWMkzCpD6SLg_Ibr_FMmqFIcaU3fvDqLnKjRERXXgllb-UoJY_uN3Q3Fosa65nlfHmzYFjkoFDrS57zg2ZiXbyIxh1Rf_zba2X8R_l/s320/archieandbettybackintheday.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334463136171812898" /></a><br />Ahh, Archie and the gang. Though not as cool as reading Fantastic Four or X-Men; the gang from Riverdale High have long been a guilty pleasure of many. UNTIL NOW.<br /><br />Many a comic series has befallen to the horrible trend of "artistic updating", with the characters and artwork being given a makeover and facelift to make them more happening and "cool". But no tale is more tragic than what has happened to the kids from Archie.<br /><br />Archie comics have had their stylistic changes every now and then, usually for the better. Here is how most of us remember them:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWe6H9oXAYMNZ45a_dK0kziwiXncmKuS4L7oqb2AVkrgk6HpllpDO_CF_BphxoQbrLowLNQZjSPAMEthyphenhyphenJxfVnvisIeaLU8yt-UslC3o4nC4Vs6xcHyw2n49r6bMJ6IGY1QhsCw_9ZzbP5/s1600-h/archies.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWe6H9oXAYMNZ45a_dK0kziwiXncmKuS4L7oqb2AVkrgk6HpllpDO_CF_BphxoQbrLowLNQZjSPAMEthyphenhyphenJxfVnvisIeaLU8yt-UslC3o4nC4Vs6xcHyw2n49r6bMJ6IGY1QhsCw_9ZzbP5/s320/archies.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334463262904201106" /></a><br /><b>Group shot of all the major playa-playas</b> (From left to right): Betty, Archie, Jughead, Reggie, and Veronica with a special appearance by Hot Dog (Jughead's Dog).<br /><br />Remember how they look? Good. But let's not forget a few other notables, such as:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPpJ_ghaC9vZin6nKUw5CztAzsW3_ozZ0nDfKZknQNy5lxUbJfjeEwHsY9oG_yjyEa52tupVGIxZ0RNUKTT7cJ5gtsOL8ZBRNTZQyNMiKXz_x_8J_w-6UtO4nA6-e9tFSnc4kqBgVc0twz/s1600-h/mooseashewas.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 146px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPpJ_ghaC9vZin6nKUw5CztAzsW3_ozZ0nDfKZknQNy5lxUbJfjeEwHsY9oG_yjyEa52tupVGIxZ0RNUKTT7cJ5gtsOL8ZBRNTZQyNMiKXz_x_8J_w-6UtO4nA6-e9tFSnc4kqBgVc0twz/s320/mooseashewas.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334465361198001218" /></a><br /><center>Moose. Jock extraordinaire. </center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH4x1urLvAzWH7bvOth-abctf6LqAVGg1L4pOapKuKoefPm5ah7AGxH19AWgf1h6GjjsN4rPhmUaUUO4M1hS0syTRNmJKc67XuhEaQRGzAvclyXiH3S9JvL4E1x5lYnE9-LHwXGdT9vpfx/s1600-h/midge.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 107px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiH4x1urLvAzWH7bvOth-abctf6LqAVGg1L4pOapKuKoefPm5ah7AGxH19AWgf1h6GjjsN4rPhmUaUUO4M1hS0syTRNmJKc67XuhEaQRGzAvclyXiH3S9JvL4E1x5lYnE9-LHwXGdT9vpfx/s320/midge.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334465485961012290" /></a><br /><center>Midge. Moose's arm-candy.</center><br /><br /><center>And everyone's favorite minor character, who became popular in her own right...Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. (Yes young'uns, believe it or don't....she started out in Archie!)</center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikocG-KGMjYTc6-fu7sB5pvNxL3fxoNusRoD-rXSItJPy8DfBsPK2GiBGsKdZYTop-eMw901U_a3EwEidJYTbLDrm-d3_49K8x5qj5pyxR3GuO9fEc3XQhgmRNhwIQn0LARV4fsNZ-A755/s1600-h/sabrinaarchiedays.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 204px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikocG-KGMjYTc6-fu7sB5pvNxL3fxoNusRoD-rXSItJPy8DfBsPK2GiBGsKdZYTop-eMw901U_a3EwEidJYTbLDrm-d3_49K8x5qj5pyxR3GuO9fEc3XQhgmRNhwIQn0LARV4fsNZ-A755/s320/sabrinaarchiedays.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334466474256841650" /></a><br /><center>Check out those curves! You don't have to be Salem to say "MEEE-OWWW!" Hubba-hubba!</center><br /><br /><br />So what about now, you may ask? Those of you with weak stomachs may wish to shield your eyes...yes children, here is what Archie Comics is cranking out these days. <i>Oh the humanity!</i><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMEty0v-32EwBjRM_dofpEMN0VH05I3Lqq-sUP3iJ0Eb6lFfkWg6KfPN3FkF_7YLBqPD7r-mYkUSg_2VJfC5dQx_UuPGgp-9LXdfljTWJyRNTJJvWChWEZkInPb8jNFXtSDDDNWIkLScwJ/s1600-h/thenewbettyveronica.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 257px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMEty0v-32EwBjRM_dofpEMN0VH05I3Lqq-sUP3iJ0Eb6lFfkWg6KfPN3FkF_7YLBqPD7r-mYkUSg_2VJfC5dQx_UuPGgp-9LXdfljTWJyRNTJJvWChWEZkInPb8jNFXtSDDDNWIkLScwJ/s320/thenewbettyveronica.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334467346247821250" /></a><br /><center>OH NO YOU DIDN'T.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5soxpCzaTFgFae1zWuOVD0JE693VKVmq-B3KU7Hh4TmTxwyn7SIs3kJS3Gku8CtNEE_2Uk4kbSdB0UuH1utn4AwSUs2LZFZ9Sc-nXsSoDbiFhMWLttwGlUHM5ovFQlspXVBbqDzD7QU0P/s1600-h/godnowhatthehell.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5soxpCzaTFgFae1zWuOVD0JE693VKVmq-B3KU7Hh4TmTxwyn7SIs3kJS3Gku8CtNEE_2Uk4kbSdB0UuH1utn4AwSUs2LZFZ9Sc-nXsSoDbiFhMWLttwGlUHM5ovFQlspXVBbqDzD7QU0P/s320/godnowhatthehell.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334467717419326946" /></a><br /><center>HELLLL NO. WAS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? SERIOUSLY?</center><br /><br />Well certainly our old pal Jughead is safe. He was waaaay too original to succumb to such bullshit fads! Right Jughead, 'ol pal?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyVdstm2Ox-KflswHXLK-hEDBa6OJCgc0D7NyZhn2mauMh1eaPHqmOQrbVvJLrtTQKKf1yokWEO-sshHITyPCPmQh8LA0txSfsDVXRL0UOpNcLsOqWdz_sc02NrKI6t9JrshR18X3-7x2Q/s1600-h/jugheadwtfeverdude.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyVdstm2Ox-KflswHXLK-hEDBa6OJCgc0D7NyZhn2mauMh1eaPHqmOQrbVvJLrtTQKKf1yokWEO-sshHITyPCPmQh8LA0txSfsDVXRL0UOpNcLsOqWdz_sc02NrKI6t9JrshR18X3-7x2Q/s320/jugheadwtfeverdude.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334468365390434882" /></a><br /><center>YOU....BASTARD! I BELIEVED IN YOU!</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil9UQ0wl9RJdRuO1gsLzjF0iOwRirDFElcgg_q2QK6rf1BPmdvOfd1fXlW-CiyvRVo5GL7diqs_EQGJhc4l8xv8IPTQaxCBaZbj1hWh9AGloJrdVvqkaDP9t5uqJmw3qWbgiAdR72Ug-6p/s1600-h/jugheadnotyoutoo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil9UQ0wl9RJdRuO1gsLzjF0iOwRirDFElcgg_q2QK6rf1BPmdvOfd1fXlW-CiyvRVo5GL7diqs_EQGJhc4l8xv8IPTQaxCBaZbj1hWh9AGloJrdVvqkaDP9t5uqJmw3qWbgiAdR72Ug-6p/s320/jugheadnotyoutoo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334468635381031250" /></a><br /><center>No, your eyes are not deceiving you. Jughead is wearing...SAGGY F*CKIN' PANTS! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjht-amlFrIH-esr325XjKHXBiPwAzTypgh-nHjzTXY5hWnXNiurC1vhZNir0xH-6qQLyUgU-f9L_N197rHNTmYuTZQvllTQW8bGknlUk-OKZQEsl0aXrlak-HsBqRVhltTd_vNG2rYCs8N/s1600-h/moosehellno.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjht-amlFrIH-esr325XjKHXBiPwAzTypgh-nHjzTXY5hWnXNiurC1vhZNir0xH-6qQLyUgU-f9L_N197rHNTmYuTZQvllTQW8bGknlUk-OKZQEsl0aXrlak-HsBqRVhltTd_vNG2rYCs8N/s320/moosehellno.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334469144336731986" /></a><br /><center>Midge and Moose!?!? Not you guys too!!!</center><br /><br /><br />Okay...calm down. We still have Sabrina. Remember cute little curvy Sabrina? Well, she's already been through this before, though we remember her as this:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiMOX-mbBjhv_E_YN6Nq6_FqQ7ddTboQDJwq2ib2nOH88-4JQuVGp7mBG6VjBLEWkuwKVf07c-Q1oaKEY4nysglC2kJM5CVGm3HYLp6meAs3qheB9IffPeueobwihN1ONQ4ts3ibRsi-Vz/s1600-h/sabrinagotcurves.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiMOX-mbBjhv_E_YN6Nq6_FqQ7ddTboQDJwq2ib2nOH88-4JQuVGp7mBG6VjBLEWkuwKVf07c-Q1oaKEY4nysglC2kJM5CVGm3HYLp6meAs3qheB9IffPeueobwihN1ONQ4ts3ibRsi-Vz/s320/sabrinagotcurves.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334469523879496130" /></a><br /><center>(Again....MEEEEE-OWWWWWW!)</center><br /><br />...we must remember that Archie had already made huge mistakes with Sabrina. Surely they learned from those mistakes. I mean...c'mon...we have a whole generation of kids who instead of the curvaceous freckle-faced witchy cutie above, thinks <u>this</u> is Sabrina:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXQ6PTPpZlwzca1ucmJVzy2dwf5Jw4IXRX9jC2EsRONKwBB9BJxDpJ-WAB9PRDyBBkTSaX5kEzXjRg0OX4Fpe9p_UdL5E717qlABTjuXmcTUJfDajVKeDLYrzdP9-pFcbOavmjwfG0Sug_/s1600-h/melissaassabrinawithsalem.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 251px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXQ6PTPpZlwzca1ucmJVzy2dwf5Jw4IXRX9jC2EsRONKwBB9BJxDpJ-WAB9PRDyBBkTSaX5kEzXjRg0OX4Fpe9p_UdL5E717qlABTjuXmcTUJfDajVKeDLYrzdP9-pFcbOavmjwfG0Sug_/s320/melissaassabrinawithsalem.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334470102770608434" /></a><br /><br /><center>Or even worse, some grew up thinking she looked liked this:</center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRFOQuSSO2f1MEkZCNWLKlSM3pqd2lWPVR3sB3yDx_hHHElTaQjnt-1Y2jbtQ_OqBLSAOAB1ss_YVluySJEfqKhfMbSlw_kMOkx6VCG-Rr27vTczh-TK7g5z8QjpLkJajfWOFuwMpvFHGx/s1600-h/sabrinaanimatedset.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRFOQuSSO2f1MEkZCNWLKlSM3pqd2lWPVR3sB3yDx_hHHElTaQjnt-1Y2jbtQ_OqBLSAOAB1ss_YVluySJEfqKhfMbSlw_kMOkx6VCG-Rr27vTczh-TK7g5z8QjpLkJajfWOFuwMpvFHGx/s320/sabrinaanimatedset.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334470259826446322" /></a><br /><br /><br />No....Archie Comics already knew they already took waaaaaay too many liberties with our beloved teenage witch in the past. They would never, ever do anything like that again. Wait....what's that you say?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />They're updating Sabrina with a new look too?......<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />But it isn't going to be like the other Riverdale makeovers? Well...that's a relief. They're going with a different style you say? Well, how bad could it be?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcXVxDpuGG-iCIpisNW20vxSUquPp0pXtl49IDXpJ84t_Eyk0yq067p_pkpKzn3n2ucJXSBPSn7t3ybhXAwKwBBmR2UR1TqUyd4jPl1tLVKC8eJ5Y9DUgBv9KmoNWkuDFlYhinDrjdxy8p/s1600-h/sabrinaomgwhylordwhy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcXVxDpuGG-iCIpisNW20vxSUquPp0pXtl49IDXpJ84t_Eyk0yq067p_pkpKzn3n2ucJXSBPSn7t3ybhXAwKwBBmR2UR1TqUyd4jPl1tLVKC8eJ5Y9DUgBv9KmoNWkuDFlYhinDrjdxy8p/s320/sabrinaomgwhylordwhy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334471580574633410" /></a><br /><center>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.</center><br /><br /><br />Archie Comics, take this anorexic twig and stick it up your cauldron and stir it! AND STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!<br /><br /><br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-34354763833674405762009-05-10T05:51:00.000-07:002009-05-10T06:16:11.100-07:00SHOW ME DA MONEY! : 50 Amazing Images of Dollar Bill Origami ArtJust because it is <u>frikkin' awesome</u>, here are 50 amazing images <i>(in no particular order because they all rock!)</i> of honest-to-goodness dollar bills folded into origami art. Hey, if the economy ever bottoms out, at least we can all take up a new hobby, right? ;)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUjXZBp7jjRiVGW2z0reft0k2rs3uFVk0X32CQNDoipDWEDpt_AwLlTfIfVmMn3mDznxhQThyvACAjUt5UmlDmwgYUQXqrq0PA-p4clwAdBbjzoJ21zpeUSN1k8VpHdlDo0aah8-wkX7Vn/s1600-h/bboylincoln.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 295px; height: 307px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUjXZBp7jjRiVGW2z0reft0k2rs3uFVk0X32CQNDoipDWEDpt_AwLlTfIfVmMn3mDznxhQThyvACAjUt5UmlDmwgYUQXqrq0PA-p4clwAdBbjzoJ21zpeUSN1k8VpHdlDo0aah8-wkX7Vn/s320/bboylincoln.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334177984233883458" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8-0D-DlXlCUVboiTlv_bSU_KTvenS8QmsQZNvh5xkJs3txbe-Of4ee5vtYThwgY3pfWWmYP67pGKwWUUZbCRUKTDCJP1RxqopZVF4MgctMFh2_N1ODSnStgiUorKH70D_Hyj9JQlZAwju/s1600-h/dollawheel.bmp"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCw6SCzjZCUsA5vLYro7ebvcQEpTPxQE773NSdDCTWK8oFmta2V3xoH_Ixvu5C6ib1LozImsMehDu1sSZdA_U-_ljWxvWYVhyIsipXyUQ4yb6ROURko39IgHL0FAQ-4jtFGCup3i7T785h/s320/dollababyelephant.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334178059032825170" /></a><br /><br /><br />Have a lovely day children!<br /><br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-81926315083438824112009-05-09T14:06:00.000-07:002009-05-09T14:23:58.519-07:00And now for no reason whatsoever........FUN WITH GRAFFITI. <br /><br />Because sometimes - despite what mamma said...it is funnier to spray it, not say it.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCqLpY2jhjCN5Gzuan2bOKXX1AQxL6km6B4IBeWTUwf2YzxCTq4Kx5gCfxTYf9eOJ24ahKdZoy61yWXSwePewT9nqclGu_WEUPg1QrltpZggho7uGAcAVEZYZYrzMc2LQQ2RHxVIvofoZa/s1600-h/deadpost.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiw5VdR2MTxw6CsA6AHi-pFABEI57LcSokSGOSWUX6Z3fqcBaeFfxZzjlQFswHCkN_d1csvpCJk0BZRMpQ2btUoD2JPFc_bIFnkIS2yunB7JAdlUnApkIvfyXRnGV_p5pK1uwYTPen7HkNb/s320/bankofamericaeconomy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333937018399124626" /></a><br /><center>(Looks like someone made some bad investments!)</center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFweMGv_01x11wVIkP0Yvf0IT05xYKcB1PSybrJ_jGAVeTz0MOhwA4MiE4VRvDHelAZmM55ltbpZBKD6Hn25qdeu_Rv7SQQtbwERfbOmobqusUrbHuw4uPKi6X0-VlJpUhyphenhyphenXscew26Ri4_/s1600-h/asteroids.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFweMGv_01x11wVIkP0Yvf0IT05xYKcB1PSybrJ_jGAVeTz0MOhwA4MiE4VRvDHelAZmM55ltbpZBKD6Hn25qdeu_Rv7SQQtbwERfbOmobqusUrbHuw4uPKi6X0-VlJpUhyphenhyphenXscew26Ri4_/s320/asteroids.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333934387051204434" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtpfpJnQWseOOt6yEcve1WTyH-cU9_kTpksu27esS026WVGRzhp_g6oQ5Zl2P4SchJCcxWPGadMNB4yTat8GPPspvp_RRiRcbQUF45neznU8mZ7lm6iMiSgDhy1Wf5If0xzGOH9TZ3rpfX/s1600-h/baconmachine.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtpfpJnQWseOOt6yEcve1WTyH-cU9_kTpksu27esS026WVGRzhp_g6oQ5Zl2P4SchJCcxWPGadMNB4yTat8GPPspvp_RRiRcbQUF45neznU8mZ7lm6iMiSgDhy1Wf5If0xzGOH9TZ3rpfX/s320/baconmachine.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333934437800389634" /></a><br /><br />MMMmmmmm.....bacon.<br /><br />...thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-37650505200455076352009-05-09T02:50:00.000-07:002009-05-09T03:52:18.373-07:00PICTURE PAGES: CRAZY 1933 GERMAN ELECTROCUTION HANDBOOK - PART TWOFinally, time for more fun with electricity! We now present to you part two of...
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<br />....THE CRAZY 1933 GERMAN ELECTROCUTION HANDBOOK!
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<br />If you missed <a href="http://tstbob.blogspot.com/2009/05/picture-pages-crazy-1933-german.html">part one</a>, be sure to check it out!
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<br />Now...tally-forth, kiddos...and onto the last set of 15 shockingly fun images!:
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_bEw9zbrNYLwLikdTO0HWfN5Qj_y41HP6Fcn0v0nBiShFij9almTEETD4Ov4m0Bcg9NzduNe5z9Hg6vu-X2UcyJnKvIK3YxXalBS8SZqMoeQFTcypFB5pC7GIPl_-s72WJ2UenYepZ9CX/s1600-h/kitekidtstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_bEw9zbrNYLwLikdTO0HWfN5Qj_y41HP6Fcn0v0nBiShFij9almTEETD4Ov4m0Bcg9NzduNe5z9Hg6vu-X2UcyJnKvIK3YxXalBS8SZqMoeQFTcypFB5pC7GIPl_-s72WJ2UenYepZ9CX/s320/kitekidtstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333765316764893666" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: God does not tolerate kite worshiping. All heathens will be smited.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1dGoGHQ7WuBbOMg4svlOI8-nVDV8jAa9EtM9Ct1grKcCPlh3DgyxWa6kQ973sq_pi2EPeoMCeBPf6hyphenhyphen0EFqeKOu2tsf1q8fkuUvxMGm4R-X19yfY9FJZub-MhUgjcKNoFJ8KUUcyr8Ls/s1600-h/washingclothesshocktstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1dGoGHQ7WuBbOMg4svlOI8-nVDV8jAa9EtM9Ct1grKcCPlh3DgyxWa6kQ973sq_pi2EPeoMCeBPf6hyphenhyphen0EFqeKOu2tsf1q8fkuUvxMGm4R-X19yfY9FJZub-MhUgjcKNoFJ8KUUcyr8Ls/s320/washingclothesshocktstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333766592434573362" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Washing clothes manually may suck, but suicide is not your only way out.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: You can not vacuum fire.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-w2mXgXGJ4PyrU4XcbYwawLbhpRefR01Sb-pAFXqu1zFjw6dZMcow6VsDG129Si9W9PwHdCBM2r-ebL06Lav4wcNeTQP4WfxTrnXJCjb2llWUSGIDx68-h1tivZU93IfWhoHem848kEUg/s1600-h/telegramshocktstsbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-w2mXgXGJ4PyrU4XcbYwawLbhpRefR01Sb-pAFXqu1zFjw6dZMcow6VsDG129Si9W9PwHdCBM2r-ebL06Lav4wcNeTQP4WfxTrnXJCjb2llWUSGIDx68-h1tivZU93IfWhoHem848kEUg/s320/telegramshocktstsbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333770944705514466" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Unless you're trying to get a telegram from the Grim Reaper, stabbing it with scissors just isn't gonna fix it, moron.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Though tempting, please refrain from grabbing the giant phallic oven rod.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: If you've managed to put on a bra, nightie, gartered stockings and even <u><i>heels</i></u> since getting out of the shower, your hair probably isn't wet anymore.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Unless your name is Flava Flav, the wearing of a giant oversized telephone necklace is a fashion crime punishable by <u>death</u>.
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<br /><center>WARNING: Just because it looks like fun to pee on, doesn't mean it is. And stop using a backhanded grip while grabbing your junk. <i>It makes you look silly.</i></center>
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<br /><center>The 1933 version of the "Slap Chop" was not as easy to clean as Vince had promised on the infomercial.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Don't ever think you are safe. EVER. Stay dirty, stay alive!</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Even rats can't resist the sweet, sweet taste of death.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Electrocuting yourself won't garner attention from Daddy, he's just too busy to care. When in doubt, try the trusted method of becoming a stripper.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Exorcism in progress.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Do not use electricity in an attempt to curdle milk faster. It doesn't work.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Though effective, please refrain from using electricity to neuter your pet.</center>
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<br />Enjoy your day, and remember; <i>beware</i> the rat smart enough to chew the ground wire....
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<br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
<br />BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-45227044337128654532009-05-08T15:11:00.000-07:002009-05-08T16:33:30.126-07:00Retro Goodness: DANGEROUS TOYS OF YESTERYEAR (that we all loved!)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg80ckCHcRnqrR9co5Ja25J3yQBgwJp37ysh89AeRyereQ2kmW8JcL71Q2WIIOWg6LMFMha5OqHE29ClCKVHVAXrI_uvB5u9SsOg1aWAzftRd4W82VaxhRxtSRZnbssNVdv-HmIcUat6D2T/s1600-h/willie+small.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 201px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg80ckCHcRnqrR9co5Ja25J3yQBgwJp37ysh89AeRyereQ2kmW8JcL71Q2WIIOWg6LMFMha5OqHE29ClCKVHVAXrI_uvB5u9SsOg1aWAzftRd4W82VaxhRxtSRZnbssNVdv-HmIcUat6D2T/s320/willie+small.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333597059463521618" /></a>
<br /><center><i>Meet the Marquis DeSade of the Toy World. Say hello, Willy.</i></center>
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<br />Have you ever wondered why today's generation seems so hopeless? Somehow it seems that those of us born in the eighties, seventies, and prior are just a bit...<i>well</i>...smarter than those kids today, doesn't it?
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<br />Well, it's true. Know why?
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<br />BECAUSE WE HAD TOYS THAT COULD KILL US.
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<br />Yes, nothing says "motivational learning experience" more than pain will. Back in the day our toys taught us valuable lessons, and those that were too lazy or dumb to adapt, well...Darwinism took it's toll on our generation didn't it? Those of us that survived the "thinning of the herd" know darn well that paperclips don't go in electric sockets, and that no matter how much Jimmy Anderson dares you, it isn't worth trying to successfully catch a lawn dart in your mouth. Nope. We took our licks, but we ended up wiser, more well-rounded individuals. Can't say the same for the overprotected kids of today.
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<br />So here, without further ado - is a roundup of wild toys from the past that even though they could maim and kill, we still played with and loved every damn minute of it:
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<br /><center><b><u>Toys That Would Cut You Up:<b></u>
<br />(examples: Ice Bird, Tonka Trucks, Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine)
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<br /><b><i>Ice Bird</b></i>
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<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NQfkJSQgPnc&hl=sv&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NQfkJSQgPnc&hl=sv&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><center></u>Ice Bird. Because nothing spells “FUN!” like a rubber ducky with a razor-sharp cheese grater on his ass.</center>
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<br /><center><b><u>Toys That Would Beat Your Sorry Ass Silly:</u></b>
<br />(examples: Willy Water Bug, Fun Fountain, Water Wiggle, clackers, Bing Bang Boing!)
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<br /><b><i>Water Wiggle</b></i>
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<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i1ZeS6vF1-M&hl=sv&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i1ZeS6vF1-M&hl=sv&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><center>*shakes fist in anger* Oh water wiggle, how I remember thee…you may have won the battle but you have not won the war! I still plot my vengeance…someday I shall tame you and you will bow down before me.</center>
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<br /><b><i>Willy The Water Bug</b></i>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTEg9VqxNkNl75bfBF6qssBZFGnnM0j-B0WDikx8MPcZyfHhuW1MIAvcmAXhDwpXHfZNnlFLeRle4YBmS91VbhjHB3vyHorNFOHTz1O9SXjfLL2lpZnJN8VtcGRTXHWnXth8N51kgMFPpC/s1600-h/willybugtstbob.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTEg9VqxNkNl75bfBF6qssBZFGnnM0j-B0WDikx8MPcZyfHhuW1MIAvcmAXhDwpXHfZNnlFLeRle4YBmS91VbhjHB3vyHorNFOHTz1O9SXjfLL2lpZnJN8VtcGRTXHWnXth8N51kgMFPpC/s320/willybugtstbob.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333587946298665346" /></a><center>Ahh, Willy. Attach him to a garden hose and watch his watery tentacles whip in the air, just <i>begging</i> you to tempt fate and try to jump him. And as soon as you do, he'll lash your legs and genitals so hard you'll have welts. Lesson learned, Willie. Granted, you gave us fair warning with your box art of you whipping the hell out of some kids. We should have paid more attention. (Thanks TOLTOYS for the lovely image.)
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<br /><b><i>Johnny Reb Cannon</b></i>
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<br /><b><i>Bing Bang Boing!</b></i>
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<br /><center><b><u>Toys that would BURN THE SHIT OUTTA YOU:</u></b></center>
<br />(examples: Creepy Crawlers, Mattel Vac-U-Form, Easy Bake Oven, Soldering Kits, Wood Burning Kits)
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<br /><b><i>Vac-U-Form Machine by Mattel: </b></i>
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<br />The virtual trifecta of danger.
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<br />1. Hot Plate? Check.
<br />2. Melted Hot Plastic? Check.
<br />3. Sharp knife to trim your molds? Check and check!
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<br /><b><i>Creepy Crawlers</b></i>
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<br />I know, let's bake creatures out of toxic goo using a burning hot plate! YESSSS!
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<br /><b><i>Easy Bake Oven</b></i>
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<br />Good ol' Easy Bake. Thanks to you I learned that handling a hot cake pan without an oven mitt is never a great idea. Thanks for teaching me, I'd be fingerless today without you!
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<br /><center><b><u>Toys That Just Cut to the Chase and KILLED you:</u></b></center>
<br />(examples: Lawn Darts, Fireworks, Dad's Table Saw)
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<br /><b><i>Lawn Darts a.k.a. "Jarts"</b></i>
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<br />Death in a box. 'Nuff said.
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<br />(examples: Big Wheels, roller skates, The Outrider, Green Machine, skateboards)
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<br /><b><i>The Outrider</b></i>
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<br />The Outrider. Knees and knuckles, prepare to be skinned!
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<br /><b><i>Big Wheel</b></i>
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<br />Big Wheel. Now check out this awesome commercials. How many helmets and knee pads do you see? Now...count the awesome spin-outs. Is it little wonder we loved these things until we wore a flat hole in the front tire?
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<br /><b><i>Green Machine</b></i>
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<br />Green Machine, for when you outgrew your Big Wheel, but you weren't about to relinquish your title of "neighborhood knievel".
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<br /><center><b><u>Toys That Would IRRADIATE You:<b></u>
<br />(examples: Not shockingly, this is the only one that I know of.)
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<br /><b><i>Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab</b></i>
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<br /><center> Yeah, back in the day you could buy a toy kit that had a Geiger counter AND three…count ‘em…<i>three</i> radioactive sources included in the box. I ask you, what other generation can boast badassery like that? NONE. So stand up and be proud.</center>
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<br />....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
<br />BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-27204681652252040032009-05-07T21:02:00.001-07:002009-05-07T21:21:06.399-07:00RANDOM PICTURE FRIDAY!Good morning kiddos, as promised, here are some random bits of photo goodness to get your weekend rolling. Enjoy! <br />- The B.O.B.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUxWQQXLu6HsXH2k8g2K4EbxWS4XifaYkahQB5djn57muu4ZAlCkUbUvXkBjtI48FM28BfU4Z_LO4Zo_890h0E0uRgeV0t0zYspP6txhutradsAq4-K8fJjj2HVG8heEHGD4oZPStS1IG8/s1600-h/Bananas.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 140px; height: 100px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUxWQQXLu6HsXH2k8g2K4EbxWS4XifaYkahQB5djn57muu4ZAlCkUbUvXkBjtI48FM28BfU4Z_LO4Zo_890h0E0uRgeV0t0zYspP6txhutradsAq4-K8fJjj2HVG8heEHGD4oZPStS1IG8/s320/Bananas.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333298987391605250" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO4etcZc4orcTeXO6_GQjfj4KF2J2-yTmJfGoQEqWY5e8__WcF5sWyhQneaxTwnWldgEj-WCoqMDNu96iZEb2eSlKGuD-kUh6tKDXa14qCQzFISFLYTld1PZ_WtgdmNG_zutFhtiT6MoYM/s1600-h/2g1c-cake.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcd73xcJQQDfsY6-whbzst9TWBEZ5WfNOozqQGSDK0Rzq7GkWRIE2Vg_yERShX7H6Iw4l4fNTYB_v8j7Z5TLssWxiJXlWoRX83j02tLw8fG14m_EeEAiVnVJQbY9Vf2yRRQlPaPsRNPQV0/s320/tattoo-danza_l.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333302370534368546" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhetv3pfPiXp08fCTLOPGnirqLl_swvW7o97-tYdgtlSTzDRi4Y7PnuYDxz4VsotgMuKcJWDLpdw4Y5sr0CJi3oW4tn6J13DLGMn1_ln3TfNrOm9Qh1dZ2hVWwb6oUXoJJWshXYVAqvHq6t/s1600-h/bluwcowmelt.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhetv3pfPiXp08fCTLOPGnirqLl_swvW7o97-tYdgtlSTzDRi4Y7PnuYDxz4VsotgMuKcJWDLpdw4Y5sr0CJi3oW4tn6J13DLGMn1_ln3TfNrOm9Qh1dZ2hVWwb6oUXoJJWshXYVAqvHq6t/s320/bluwcowmelt.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333299115550846066" /></a>BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-48942175131395289102009-05-07T20:38:00.000-07:002009-05-07T20:57:03.967-07:00Daily Dose of Camp: SKATETOWN, USA!!! A film Hollywood tried to forget.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCgge-QCw-6Veu6q1UL_xxa-Dl_4Y2-7kHWdxbILmvHyg2bjbQQ25lUDJC3-9iKBAspQ5w5XEtBWkHL6bDDJrAZwDSzqYZGVcdEm9hx-niNgD3Wf_5VGXcCEr6u2aQkV5U2B2JVjFwxGF/s1600-h/rollerdiscobaybee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmCgge-QCw-6Veu6q1UL_xxa-Dl_4Y2-7kHWdxbILmvHyg2bjbQQ25lUDJC3-9iKBAspQ5w5XEtBWkHL6bDDJrAZwDSzqYZGVcdEm9hx-niNgD3Wf_5VGXcCEr6u2aQkV5U2B2JVjFwxGF/s320/rollerdiscobaybee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333295288586010498" /></a><br />Roller Disco = proof drugs were in abundance during the seventies.<br /><br /><br />Ahh....Skatetown, USA.<br /><br />Be prepared to witness the pinnacle of campy goodness - all rolled into one film. And before you ask - yes your eyes are not deceiving you, that is <u>indeed</u> Scott Baio and Patrick Swayze. Really. Hollywood has tried to bury this movie hoping you would never find out about it, but lucky for you, a bitter old bitch never, <i>ever</i> forgets...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUnKG8LqV3o&hl=sv&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUnKG8LqV3o&hl=sv&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Viva la roller disco....<br /><br />....thus sayeth The Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-72972391932178746372009-05-07T18:28:00.000-07:002009-05-07T19:48:51.894-07:00Suck-butt Comic Strips - PART TWO: MARK TRAIL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYDI67tYhcn22XmXytZdV_oDOfu9zfZFusT1XRw0T5qkr8j1IIERlmE8ku3m_ThKRZL8PbAA0q2l-Yuvp8HhWPM5q-6OTteRnRo3baz4TibthDWlgXnXoeYM7AjT8yWLNqFXf2W8G7S50R/s1600-h/MarkTrailbuttsuck.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 180px; height: 176px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYDI67tYhcn22XmXytZdV_oDOfu9zfZFusT1XRw0T5qkr8j1IIERlmE8ku3m_ThKRZL8PbAA0q2l-Yuvp8HhWPM5q-6OTteRnRo3baz4TibthDWlgXnXoeYM7AjT8yWLNqFXf2W8G7S50R/s320/MarkTrailbuttsuck.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333274528462249314" /></a><br /><center>I don't even <i>wanna</i> know what just happened here.</center><br /><br />If there is anyone I feel sorry for, it's the artists responsible for Mark Trail. Especially Jack Elrod.<br /><br />Mark Trail is perhaps the <b>longest-running</b> shitty comic strip to date. It began in April 1946 as only what I can conclude as a sick joke against nature artists everywhere that nobody ever had the balls to stop.<br /><br />For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Trail, the premise is simple - create a comic that focuses on ecology and the environment. Kinda like a flannel-shirt wearing Captain Planet, but with BUTTLOADS random and unneeded nature scenes.<br /><br />The problem is that Mark Trail is not only boring, the idea of making a comic that must carry some "Earth Day-esque" message is a heck of a lot of work. In the same amount of space that it takes for Garfield to smell some lasagna or Charlie to kick a damn football, Mark Trail has to convince you to save the frikkin' <u>planet</u>. And you thought <i>your</i> boss had unreal demands.<br /><br />Mark Trail always has the same formula...and it never fails to deliver:<br /><br />1. Storyline is based on saving the planet.<br />2. There will be an <b>assload</b> of text to read.<br />3. <u>A GIANT RANDOM NATURE SHOT</u> (usually of an animal) will hijack the strip.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpxC024a4Dwyc8jpjdrqupKEbg7GLNXWGhfDCAAFIj4aS2NkfPnlaFKGCoh-Ll9Ovz5Fmh0jcPge-QaED-s8RbAVpK0Qaut52lAl2cF7OpmiY5qdNiTmvY0MMyBPIm4Ea85b3v9jwhypqK/s1600-h/mark+trail+typical+shit.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 146px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpxC024a4Dwyc8jpjdrqupKEbg7GLNXWGhfDCAAFIj4aS2NkfPnlaFKGCoh-Ll9Ovz5Fmh0jcPge-QaED-s8RbAVpK0Qaut52lAl2cF7OpmiY5qdNiTmvY0MMyBPIm4Ea85b3v9jwhypqK/s320/mark+trail+typical+shit.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333268247587023778" /></a><center><b>RANDOM GIANT HAWK FOR THE WIN!</b></center><br /><br /><br />Mark Trail's problem lies with number 3 on the list. Remember, <i>they still have to somehow squeeze the "save the earth" message in just a few panels</i>, which makes it hard when <b>some giant fuckin' fish</b> is taking up half the page. But thankfully, this one quirk of Mark Trail is cause for unexpected laughs as the artist is forced to to squeeze speech bubbles near the animals. This speech-bubble misplacement often leads to the strips only saving grace; the animals appear to be talking. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3oDW3J-aHOoxFQXaSIDxvEyKRvDzbo2SR0_h4-pi-zLYYv3T2tRRy4NlbfWp3suN9tWOOUdGfrLpssi6S4nqHB2h7EcOTO2SZwiNtKt8UutDjArPI5kfe7OEYbE1VGs-gXjpFoLnLYJbf/s1600-h/marktrail+gaming+pidgeon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 196px; height: 156px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3oDW3J-aHOoxFQXaSIDxvEyKRvDzbo2SR0_h4-pi-zLYYv3T2tRRy4NlbfWp3suN9tWOOUdGfrLpssi6S4nqHB2h7EcOTO2SZwiNtKt8UutDjArPI5kfe7OEYbE1VGs-gXjpFoLnLYJbf/s320/marktrail+gaming+pidgeon.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333270598380068466" /></a><center>Little did everyone know, pigeons love to gamble.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifLHx-ogKfiLyKlWLBsdMS1rNKb89258zMjQ-dO-PBpMk3gFvaIrY7kW8N7BVEplsDhkmASkaEV-zculTIAk19-hOZDK1CzxHthk88h2q0rI-fULmaETigkFGybBSX3BqNDW5XWx-KB6ny/s1600-h/marktrailchipmunk.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 190px; height: 153px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifLHx-ogKfiLyKlWLBsdMS1rNKb89258zMjQ-dO-PBpMk3gFvaIrY7kW8N7BVEplsDhkmASkaEV-zculTIAk19-hOZDK1CzxHthk88h2q0rI-fULmaETigkFGybBSX3BqNDW5XWx-KB6ny/s320/marktrailchipmunk.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333271006161809170" /></a><center>Teamster Chipmunk.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj87NmZuZMVDgDOdJFccfuLCg9tmcu-FzIkd-l9ZRBgU3R-UoN_j2Y6pjC2HyPkLuynYkeoW4QGN5apxVE9IKBry_a3ZFU9SifrOX2V-eLZPObIHtBZKaOqL9EZG8icefPMWTXA3hwsKqai/s1600-h/marktrailmoose.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 99px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj87NmZuZMVDgDOdJFccfuLCg9tmcu-FzIkd-l9ZRBgU3R-UoN_j2Y6pjC2HyPkLuynYkeoW4QGN5apxVE9IKBry_a3ZFU9SifrOX2V-eLZPObIHtBZKaOqL9EZG8icefPMWTXA3hwsKqai/s320/marktrailmoose.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333272609087539490" /></a><center>In an attempt to lower "car-on-moose" hate crimes, moose decide to beef up road security.</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJIUffqZST6iBusPx7jrt-vDDPCRUyW_6bLpJyjjkGyc85Pn4wH0NaVikRrmqN4cfo3rnsJyBwJNT6e6ezjrbtHS8THAOh7Ysvp3KrJK1c8g1cykrcAg-sx36axLk1AS7Vux6JKxRlKM3R/s1600-h/marktrailbankingfish.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJIUffqZST6iBusPx7jrt-vDDPCRUyW_6bLpJyjjkGyc85Pn4wH0NaVikRrmqN4cfo3rnsJyBwJNT6e6ezjrbtHS8THAOh7Ysvp3KrJK1c8g1cykrcAg-sx36axLk1AS7Vux6JKxRlKM3R/s320/marktrailbankingfish.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333279229949744882" /></a><br /><center>Well thank goodness the Trout remembered to go to the bank!</center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9H0gCL2P8d8d21KDxe3KZ0fQvEpJJ6WnCYsP8TgKa_UNouTTNPmVp815smLdAXy4xaCnxgc1W6sbbwgt3jhw_0ul-cjPBHxVEXVN_b7BCoLVWBJJGOS-Y_jFH985gOj8LNAy8o5mCGwsf/s1600-h/marktrailtalkingbear.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 94px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9H0gCL2P8d8d21KDxe3KZ0fQvEpJJ6WnCYsP8TgKa_UNouTTNPmVp815smLdAXy4xaCnxgc1W6sbbwgt3jhw_0ul-cjPBHxVEXVN_b7BCoLVWBJJGOS-Y_jFH985gOj8LNAy8o5mCGwsf/s320/marktrailtalkingbear.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333272132327832002" /></a><br /><center>BEST. TALKING. BEAR. EVER.</center><br /><br />Thanks fate, for making a shitty comic strip somewhat <u>bear</u>able. Heh.<br /><br />.....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-13118656411668162602009-05-06T14:57:00.000-07:002009-05-06T15:30:17.928-07:00STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!: Tonka Dump TruckOkay kiddies of yesteryear, how many of you are sick and tired of seeing the things you loved dearly from your childhood being changed for the worse? <br /><br />I'm looking at you, kids born before 1985. Kids who grew up with dangerous toys and loved every damn minute of it. Kids who lived in rooms with lead paint on the walls. Kids who rode their bicycles and skateboards down the street and never needed any pansy-ass elbow pads or helmets...kids who rode their Big Wheels down the slide just for hell of it...yeah, you...<br /><br />...stand up and give the Bitter Old Bitch an "Amen"!<br /><br />I'm tired of seeing everything I once loved, cartoons, toys, whatever - all changed to fit this new world order of bullshittery. Today, I give you one example of awesomeness that has become pussified with the times. Today, we're talking about:<br /><br /><center><b>THE TONKA DUMP TRUCK</b></center><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3M7v2I8QqDc2Pgxxs9E_L43fOcknMgfWXyqgUHkmehfGWV31gaBnDc_T2-FJJDjrF74bKnYQuF7prL8Rw9assdLtwly0XTEFIeXFdh03L-aXvT4oXAOGnrumFuJf80pnz_RJDPYUo4kCH/s1600-h/tonkailoveyou.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3M7v2I8QqDc2Pgxxs9E_L43fOcknMgfWXyqgUHkmehfGWV31gaBnDc_T2-FJJDjrF74bKnYQuF7prL8Rw9assdLtwly0XTEFIeXFdh03L-aXvT4oXAOGnrumFuJf80pnz_RJDPYUo4kCH/s320/tonkailoveyou.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332841293707034226" /></a><br /><center>Now THAT is what Willis was talkin' 'bout!</center><br /><br />Yes, the mighty Tonka Dump Truck. It had sharp metal edges that could slice you six ways from Sunday, and if your truck was well-loved, enough rust on it to give an entire 3rd world country lockjaw. But it was tough, damn tough. It was your playground friend, you could haul anything in that sucker...from 15 pounds of dirt to an entire grocery bag full of Legos. And it could even carry YOU. Yes, many a child bored with hauling around gravel ended up sitting on it and taking it for a ride down a sloped driveway. And if you were lucky enough to have two (or a friend who also owned one) it was only a matter of time before someone put their feet in them and tried the infamous "Tonka Truck Rollerskate Supreme". Those were the days, my friends...those were the days.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjey6vhkPlPtJlBJ3Y0fO6suCoO01c9oc31D4bgTFXNL6ZzdOv1OHL3aQZGJtb9v62HN7S8oq0lMqUK00xADPZ14g7JvpwxYXFDa0G0ejZy5ofaucatB7EgOVqcY0rGgTz4xUDbBDYVSoV_/s1600-h/tonkatherealdeal.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjey6vhkPlPtJlBJ3Y0fO6suCoO01c9oc31D4bgTFXNL6ZzdOv1OHL3aQZGJtb9v62HN7S8oq0lMqUK00xADPZ14g7JvpwxYXFDa0G0ejZy5ofaucatB7EgOVqcY0rGgTz4xUDbBDYVSoV_/s320/tonkatherealdeal.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332838463477820226" /></a><br /><center>Pictured: Sharp metal edges and an assload of fun.</center><br /><br />Tonka Trucks were quality, and no matter how much abuse you gave them, they held up. How many toy cars these days can a child actually sit on and ride without the axel snapping in half the minute more than 2 lbs of pressure is applied? ZERO. But Tonka...Tonka could do it, and we loved it.<br /><br />This my friends, is what a Tonka Truck used to be; molten metal could only dream of being formed into something so bad-ass:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzGL_HgZXsxFrwJv-pYubT7H_s6XLB0ULSa1Nt_-JQesuP0IMrzgbb_6GthZkI-yPtrT0MIy8IKJxbog-edtafuOsVGGAs4FWXVFAS-p6nf3rNM02m4jVI3WvSbYXUaJj_Cc6SNkf0yZEQ/s1600-h/toy-tonkadump.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 203px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzGL_HgZXsxFrwJv-pYubT7H_s6XLB0ULSa1Nt_-JQesuP0IMrzgbb_6GthZkI-yPtrT0MIy8IKJxbog-edtafuOsVGGAs4FWXVFAS-p6nf3rNM02m4jVI3WvSbYXUaJj_Cc6SNkf0yZEQ/s320/toy-tonkadump.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332836757445823010" /></a><br /><center>HELL TO THE YEAH.</center><br /><br />But what about today? Well, luckily (or not!) Tonka still makes dump trucks. But, they've...well...<i>changed</i>...*cough* the design a little. You know, to adhere to modern safety standards. Because kids today need to be protected all the time. Not like <u>us</u> heathens, whose parents would toss some lawn darts in our hands and smack us on the ass and force us to go out and play with them (unattended of course!).<br /><br />Brace yourselves. Yes folks...this is what a Tonka Dump Truck is today:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh70LSV2EYwSd-AW6k13Q8J87SlnSz1eINwaj6O0TOWSeZkELWav760wgwfLgrf4JDzxop0OVTwshAfaaB7vSZv-DrJVjPZxGf_a89sQdc0U7ii4hdT3AOLyU6bwi010PXVHt9_T0cYeEFy/s1600-h/tonkatrucknewsuckass.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh70LSV2EYwSd-AW6k13Q8J87SlnSz1eINwaj6O0TOWSeZkELWav760wgwfLgrf4JDzxop0OVTwshAfaaB7vSZv-DrJVjPZxGf_a89sQdc0U7ii4hdT3AOLyU6bwi010PXVHt9_T0cYeEFy/s320/tonkatrucknewsuckass.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332837839872251346" /></a><br /><center>WTFBBQ.</center><br /><br />Tonka, take your colorful plastic piece of shit and give me my rusty metal death trap back! And STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!<br /><br />...thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-27202416727679319602009-05-03T14:17:00.000-07:002009-05-09T03:54:23.668-07:00PICTURE PAGES: CRAZY 1933 GERMAN ELECTROCUTION HANDBOOK - PART ONEEver wonder how many different ways you can electrocute yourself to death? Well wonder no more, for today we present....
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<br />....<span style="font-style:italic;">THE CRAZY 1933 GERMAN ELECTROCUTION HANDBOOK! </span>
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<br />That's right children, take a peek at the many ways you too can be fried to a crisp, all from the comforts of your own home.
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<br />I'm particularly amused at how the artist warns people about many scenarios that seem, well..."improbable" to put it mildly. Whoever drew these scenes was one sick puppy with a hell of an imagination. KUDOS!
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<br />Without further ado, here is part one of our two part "Crazy 1933 German Electrocution Handbook" gallery. Enjoy!
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<br /><center>WARNING: Not for use as a pacifier.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW6OWE3dYvK5lnKiQ28aqIkjDaITeOHaNYNDcbSNVm0Q8lC_77PscTfgZp2TtcY9uYoPHDGylmLUu8lW013d6VaBmeE-zxlyEsBwBX4YaGVRusVFW7NVBmaugsXzIPSAHxoa5SwQeUBx-z/s1600-h/bathtubshocktstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW6OWE3dYvK5lnKiQ28aqIkjDaITeOHaNYNDcbSNVm0Q8lC_77PscTfgZp2TtcY9uYoPHDGylmLUu8lW013d6VaBmeE-zxlyEsBwBX4YaGVRusVFW7NVBmaugsXzIPSAHxoa5SwQeUBx-z/s320/bathtubshocktstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331712831733015122" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: If you are dumb enough to put a lamp over your tub, you deserve what you get.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie3-vzk690mmXLvlc1IYgB-3YvItzqmaa0GWSxI55rm_IolfOJlzVleV7m-WdU5orrUmgJeWk3PspemmPQfE4YSh3fqaYTFLQ0rHZOTTxPiiAg3xdJwKIUUKxIkopLetzHL3R79nXMf0x0/s1600-h/christmasboytstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEie3-vzk690mmXLvlc1IYgB-3YvItzqmaa0GWSxI55rm_IolfOJlzVleV7m-WdU5orrUmgJeWk3PspemmPQfE4YSh3fqaYTFLQ0rHZOTTxPiiAg3xdJwKIUUKxIkopLetzHL3R79nXMf0x0/s320/christmasboytstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331713786053236146" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Electricity gets jealous if you decide to go with candles instead of electric lights on your Christmas tree.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Stopping dam leaks with your finger is a Dutch thing in which German electricity refuses to tolerate.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Shamwows are awesome, but may cause electrocution.</center>
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<br /><center>WARNING: Simpletons spontaneously bursting out air guitar solos will not be tolerated by any means.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqbhcgWqNAuGWvZIizPsTgjXe14n7SL8sUCjmJtzlPpCy9pN_u7oqpijKd9xwcSaMBBXMfuCnoH-eCksNI8DZBWQlFO8SG7U89Abz6Yt4_H39aV-ukt7dLA4vMxPVKGCHolOaI0G73XG5f/s1600-h/ladymopshocktstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 245px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqbhcgWqNAuGWvZIizPsTgjXe14n7SL8sUCjmJtzlPpCy9pN_u7oqpijKd9xwcSaMBBXMfuCnoH-eCksNI8DZBWQlFO8SG7U89Abz6Yt4_H39aV-ukt7dLA4vMxPVKGCHolOaI0G73XG5f/s320/ladymopshocktstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331720083267977346" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Frayed electrical cords may appear dirtier than they actually are.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEqe-U75YQp7JWd_XhCLS9me7P5IFuvxYLsftEMLz9Iv2HVIPA3jDRa7DNkK5SrYINSwWtWy0N2Z1clR_Pyc8CYmZZzidBcVepnh1XpUpaz7Z60dPvqN59y6QqpyDJFNueQiOGSFO13Aj_/s1600-h/ironingdjladytstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEqe-U75YQp7JWd_XhCLS9me7P5IFuvxYLsftEMLz9Iv2HVIPA3jDRa7DNkK5SrYINSwWtWy0N2Z1clR_Pyc8CYmZZzidBcVepnh1XpUpaz7Z60dPvqN59y6QqpyDJFNueQiOGSFO13Aj_/s320/ironingdjladytstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331716598135875314" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Do not listen to your ipod and practice your pop and lock moves while ironing.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoTJMnKu446hVphb9yNbKxHtvO-Qic2jwVei5XihacpH0xoQWelquDYt65anTgPlnvy3sZ5Irm5ARtwZDGbzAl0Lqw8eeX59TYLaTpiw_d3ndEJlnsUGAX-TwGpX5OCPyltC4iWGhpSldB/s1600-h/airguitartstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoTJMnKu446hVphb9yNbKxHtvO-Qic2jwVei5XihacpH0xoQWelquDYt65anTgPlnvy3sZ5Irm5ARtwZDGbzAl0Lqw8eeX59TYLaTpiw_d3ndEJlnsUGAX-TwGpX5OCPyltC4iWGhpSldB/s320/airguitartstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331722545734412146" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Read your damn book inside the house.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGKajDmzgBff2ty5-BM3fyFJUJyYcIo5AleNKEWzVZgu-6pfXcjdlX-b-hGdbg7TdV1iOOwmQ606WjVF0rjpstcA_cuSAsrNmAnQ_mShakll6pyHs6OqnhyLpr7LYL48sltX4g-rqPjUJI/s1600-h/irontstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGKajDmzgBff2ty5-BM3fyFJUJyYcIo5AleNKEWzVZgu-6pfXcjdlX-b-hGdbg7TdV1iOOwmQ606WjVF0rjpstcA_cuSAsrNmAnQ_mShakll6pyHs6OqnhyLpr7LYL48sltX4g-rqPjUJI/s320/irontstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331717147144441442" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: 1933 technology is not far advanced enough for the iron to do the work itself.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVJ1wenPT2cLItvsqaROM4T5uxeTMlHWpCBf8fB9WVHViGem-1szGF6YIYJsNrV8IcTf-clpqb5tYvQ4aHiCn0eAnv15mtXkATDk9vMMPj6UDCzNBYvgHdqf7Qi-oFeHL_B3zBJihPgQpk/s1600-h/hairpinshocktstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVJ1wenPT2cLItvsqaROM4T5uxeTMlHWpCBf8fB9WVHViGem-1szGF6YIYJsNrV8IcTf-clpqb5tYvQ4aHiCn0eAnv15mtXkATDk9vMMPj6UDCzNBYvgHdqf7Qi-oFeHL_B3zBJihPgQpk/s320/hairpinshocktstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331719086301089442" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Darwinism at work.
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-K1Ixl-NFn1uKdZdRAEHTEUPTHu0rGa-VkGXkD41PYYTdnnA5ImGmWRWjdV6ejbliLIaekoL-oqW_TJBriCxQIdCYF-G7TqH-fflSvyUWa3ZyUn-nahogXpPK6LGTNWSpOcbYT4LspA7B/s1600-h/postalshocktstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-K1Ixl-NFn1uKdZdRAEHTEUPTHu0rGa-VkGXkD41PYYTdnnA5ImGmWRWjdV6ejbliLIaekoL-oqW_TJBriCxQIdCYF-G7TqH-fflSvyUWa3ZyUn-nahogXpPK6LGTNWSpOcbYT4LspA7B/s320/postalshocktstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331720611942184050" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Don't ever, <span style="font-style:italic;">ever</span> piss off your mailman.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwAGZshJXXiN2riGCMVcYrxcpoem63Qg4kw4nts7QgemiDD1MqSvNlNksnc-Eihj7DzLmExOT-POmjgJxTHvicx1vsXdXD4NOs7E9XPs-6lZ_TazypRt_FF8Na9gFsviglZmiEIWKVW3K5/s1600-h/bedtstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwAGZshJXXiN2riGCMVcYrxcpoem63Qg4kw4nts7QgemiDD1MqSvNlNksnc-Eihj7DzLmExOT-POmjgJxTHvicx1vsXdXD4NOs7E9XPs-6lZ_TazypRt_FF8Na9gFsviglZmiEIWKVW3K5/s320/bedtstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331721290454819442" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Do not leave your "SüperEnema 5000" kit unattended.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFXLjXU4dMNXvlLyJO1qpTzeYgw6sKvjx6CMl-MBmGF4OLz1BA5UGCrewdqBu13uTW7R3zD7eyVbsAANrqJwVIwe0xzRsih5eQSzBq_4VrDvgLsvCu8c9H2S5Ixmj9zSOEYfUZNY6cJfc3/s1600-h/trainconductortstbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 237px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFXLjXU4dMNXvlLyJO1qpTzeYgw6sKvjx6CMl-MBmGF4OLz1BA5UGCrewdqBu13uTW7R3zD7eyVbsAANrqJwVIwe0xzRsih5eQSzBq_4VrDvgLsvCu8c9H2S5Ixmj9zSOEYfUZNY6cJfc3/s320/trainconductortstbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331719481319192674" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Just because you are a train conductor doesn't mean you can't be another kind of conductor too.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiDoHPKTZNz0evd_zXsqqq-tnM6a-JKIS85TrFeRNQJFsqoIHDRCr8d0XdqgLrJD8cumI17wLGMOPqZRnSS6j6wX1ssHQiIewdb67Tc8MTSPn9ADGOLzZxdsRI_3Il736HS_tNb0E_ewJL/s1600-h/prankboyststbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiDoHPKTZNz0evd_zXsqqq-tnM6a-JKIS85TrFeRNQJFsqoIHDRCr8d0XdqgLrJD8cumI17wLGMOPqZRnSS6j6wX1ssHQiIewdb67Tc8MTSPn9ADGOLzZxdsRI_3Il736HS_tNb0E_ewJL/s320/prankboyststbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331718415437525810" /></a>
<br /><center>WARNING: Douchebags may be tempted to use electricity as the "ultimate prank".</center>
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<br />Stay tuned for part 2!
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<br />NOTE: <a href="http://tstbob.blogspot.com/2009/05/picture-pages-crazy-1933-german_09.html">PART 2</a> is now up!
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<br />....thus sayeth the bitter old bitch.
<br />BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5263366574296834758.post-34475543406549962952009-05-02T06:39:00.000-07:002009-05-10T14:14:08.586-07:00Retro Goodness: VINTAGE SEXIST ADVERTS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm0V4oGoai5-sjppUNQ1uSO7N_JmX5BOMs7ChvRm56otEh2xLmkHCB28WdvpfszP0VDwRON2J5HrpXd53khFzu5poOxIhg5bNDcL5X86Da_GbxRTT7oT5gR9S0ckzrnd37Z8kVP9eTWKrc/s1600-h/sexistcartoon.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 201px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm0V4oGoai5-sjppUNQ1uSO7N_JmX5BOMs7ChvRm56otEh2xLmkHCB28WdvpfszP0VDwRON2J5HrpXd53khFzu5poOxIhg5bNDcL5X86Da_GbxRTT7oT5gR9S0ckzrnd37Z8kVP9eTWKrc/s320/sexistcartoon.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331226112318045362" /></a>
<br />Welcome to Misogyny 101 kiddos.
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<br />Today I'm giving you a ride in a time machine. We're going to look at vintage advertisements from a time not too long ago. A time where as a woman, failure to provide your man a fresh cup of coffee was rewarded with a beating and any sign of not being sexy would guarantee your ass being kicked to the curb. Here are 5 home-baked batches of ads from those days:
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<br />In our first batch, we have the "Women are only good for housework!" theme:</span>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI1n8uPeiksr-kS5XDVZTMd30dWq0k-VfoLPVlEG2m-_7zalVW_5sLxGTFD-oxlNVoQ_zTRu_zbcrCrSV8Es_5ePif02SaxSdgUegsdvakZPmv1I4IKtFJt9Tzt_aKU2nRjvGyKBVOKFU_/s1600-h/badadskenwood.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 317px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI1n8uPeiksr-kS5XDVZTMd30dWq0k-VfoLPVlEG2m-_7zalVW_5sLxGTFD-oxlNVoQ_zTRu_zbcrCrSV8Es_5ePif02SaxSdgUegsdvakZPmv1I4IKtFJt9Tzt_aKU2nRjvGyKBVOKFU_/s320/badadskenwood.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331222148234736914" /></a>
<br /><center>"That's right, cooking, and popping out babies. Now quit hugging me and get your ass back in the kitchen, Janet!"</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDmMH-_NFECGtrBSV4gY173SbbbCA0bF9ng0FqpJdH52y48es6wGUUpjIT0KLSXvdcYKyvvYnRxtUvh07ygKEFsZhGoDZnT9nvfXOEexNA35L3300ZJJyBYZV0GNOnYncKTkfdYf-jsmPZ/s1600-h/badadsschlitz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 216px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDmMH-_NFECGtrBSV4gY173SbbbCA0bF9ng0FqpJdH52y48es6wGUUpjIT0KLSXvdcYKyvvYnRxtUvh07ygKEFsZhGoDZnT9nvfXOEexNA35L3300ZJJyBYZV0GNOnYncKTkfdYf-jsmPZ/s320/badadsschlitz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331222671755705218" /></a>
<br /><center>"Don't worry honey, I can use the power of beer to get shitfaced enough to forget how you couldn't provide a simple damn dinner for me. Worthless hag!"
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ1hYrpVVJ79-6yi6Ko9wyHFuz6bXKj8k7l0v-0WJy-9Bb9E596PE_RBpSQckdNjtiyzMgjTa2pQjLz5nECGNkyFIuhzHmiQgftyttY7eeWO5V0In_3SJ_fjvgT6fO4RHUCf2LYZdoy6go/s1600-h/badadsusefulgals.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 228px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ1hYrpVVJ79-6yi6Ko9wyHFuz6bXKj8k7l0v-0WJy-9Bb9E596PE_RBpSQckdNjtiyzMgjTa2pQjLz5nECGNkyFIuhzHmiQgftyttY7eeWO5V0In_3SJ_fjvgT6fO4RHUCf2LYZdoy6go/s320/badadsusefulgals.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331223261223301042" /></a>
<br /><center>"Hooray! I am finally useful despite my lack of a penis!"</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiyLAvVZ5gBmW9wNcF65Vha_xkmdNgRzSLkwNv7Omd-kT0x7vpzCPZKiojR_UaBy3Bnkh6S80teyO8Cysaol30CV1umuylVvfJYVQTjefbqYFymKebTFVGTMGboD36T0n8PRJ8A2MA7kNz/s1600-h/badadsivorysoap.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiyLAvVZ5gBmW9wNcF65Vha_xkmdNgRzSLkwNv7Omd-kT0x7vpzCPZKiojR_UaBy3Bnkh6S80teyO8Cysaol30CV1umuylVvfJYVQTjefbqYFymKebTFVGTMGboD36T0n8PRJ8A2MA7kNz/s320/badadsivorysoap.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331246958433035362" /></a>
<br /><center>"See Johnny, that's what happens to women when they do too much housework. Now hand me that baseball bat of yours, and watch me put her in her place again."</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivoDfm2yUZl-_JSjOpaaEfL1cib3NcEM7jnxI6plKqe8s79FcEKCrHu7CnJa6F4DsaD3iAXaFWWn532JAsSGTvy9yIKTTiddgN8kgA7vYKlVdPixOo6P5iGe9hwS7xmcZuKFiCFaE_W52w/s1600-h/badadshotpoint.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivoDfm2yUZl-_JSjOpaaEfL1cib3NcEM7jnxI6plKqe8s79FcEKCrHu7CnJa6F4DsaD3iAXaFWWn532JAsSGTvy9yIKTTiddgN8kgA7vYKlVdPixOo6P5iGe9hwS7xmcZuKFiCFaE_W52w/s320/badadshotpoint.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331242890623930994" /></a>
<br /><center>Maybe. But she better finish those god damned dishes <u>first</u>.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilfMtiCJ1Wd5OdJMjVDl6t19OpA8MCMrULwUjtjhBUiIgNbooZnx3cmOGowspsN9Jd4CG-UmhaAPaLJmThVkEi_LxtaNbKMTUVfna9Yaj1Uuyljn2R77M__1-pl3F5blOmnicM923grpVx/s1600-h/badadkelloggspep.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 215px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilfMtiCJ1Wd5OdJMjVDl6t19OpA8MCMrULwUjtjhBUiIgNbooZnx3cmOGowspsN9Jd4CG-UmhaAPaLJmThVkEi_LxtaNbKMTUVfna9Yaj1Uuyljn2R77M__1-pl3F5blOmnicM923grpVx/s320/badadkelloggspep.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331224290934299634" /></a>
<br /><center>If the above statement is true, I must be one ugly bitch.</center>
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<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgATfjQL_82Vn3iP4vMRqsMXtMAQqNS6YFIvzc-PS7pybuy0apMRPVAYkF6wtgfiOE3LxzrWfk-XL9_QygHFzU7QTLZZIvYknumJG2Emso8kIzURD_G-gW4eotJOzYY5tDSkT1JT-HevYdq/s1600-h/badadsflymo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgATfjQL_82Vn3iP4vMRqsMXtMAQqNS6YFIvzc-PS7pybuy0apMRPVAYkF6wtgfiOE3LxzrWfk-XL9_QygHFzU7QTLZZIvYknumJG2Emso8kIzURD_G-gW4eotJOzYY5tDSkT1JT-HevYdq/s320/badadsflymo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331224921205766802" /></a>
<br /><center><span style="font-style:italic;">Flymo. 'Cuz bitches need to mow the lawn too.</span></center>
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<br /><center>Behold, the only kind of Christmas presents a woman deserves. Get to circling, ladies!</center>
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<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Batch #2: The "Women are only sex objects" theme:</span>
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<br /><center>Wow, check out the "projection equipment" on Sabrina there! O.o</center>
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<br /><center>Smoking. Because dieting alone just isn't enough.</center>
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<br /><center>In the 1950's, women waited for Santa wearing see-through negligees. THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS WERE DONE, DAMMIT.</center>
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<br /><center>*looks at the pictures on the side with Lauren "loving her socks" a little <span style="font-style:italic;">too</span> much.*
<br />Words escape me.</center>
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<br /><center>....and then nobody will ever love you.</center>
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<br />"My mind, oh...and my sweet tight ass, he's always mentioning that."
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<br /><center>That's right ladies, the #2 cause for divorce is having a run in your stockings. If you don't take care of your nylons, you have nobody to blame but yourself when he leaves your raggedy ass. But if this is #2, what is #1? Hmm...</center>
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<br /><center>#1 reason for divorce: "Middle-age" skin. As soon as you start looking like the cryptkeeper, Bob's gonna leave your ass. You have been warned.</center>
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<br />Batch #3: The "Women are stupid" theme:</span>
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<br /><center>Mini. Even females can drive them.</center>
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<br /><center>FACT: The part of a woman's brain that stores the ability to do simple math is replaced by thoughts of household appliances.</center>
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<br /><center>Finally men, a birth control pill that not only lets you tap that whenever you want to, but also makes women think about ironing and doing laundry. We have achieved perfection. Pass these out to the womenfolk STAT!</center>
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<br /><center>GOD FORBID A WOMAN COULD POSSESS ENOUGH BRAIN CELLS AND MOTOR SKILLS TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.</center>
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<br />Batch #4: The "Women suck because their privates are smelly" theme:</span>
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<br /><center>No, its between her pretty little meat curtains. DUH.</center>
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<br /><center>Winner for being so subtle about it.</center>
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<br />Use Zonite. Because your vajajay is so rank, your husband is now being forced to leave the house.
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<br /><center>Ladies, if your coochie-stank is this bad, you've got a problem. Seriously.</center>
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<br />Batch #5: The "Men are better than women" theme:</span>
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<br /><center>WOW.</center>
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<br /><center>It isn't rape, your honor. I was just TAMING her. *wink*</center>
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<br /><center>A man has full right to give you a beat down for not making sure his coffee is the best and freshest. How dare you defy him!</center>
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<br /><center>Because unlike Mom, Dad has a penis. Which in the real world means he was born to be a whisky-swillin' PIMP.</center>
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<br /><center>Wrong on so many levels.</center>
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<br /><center>Blow smoke in her face. 'Cuz that's what <u>all</u> the bitches like.</center>
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<br /><center>Put that know-it-all tramp where she belongs - six feet under. Hey, you wanna sell that postage meter or not?</center>
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<br />Have a great day everyone, and remember - you are allowed in the living room only after the dishes get done; and don't you forget it!
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<br />...thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
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<br /><b><i>SIDE NOTE: I see my comments on this article went through the roof overnight which only means one thing...those silly pranksters over at <a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/">I AM BORED</a> have come to pay an old lady a visit again. Thanks for stopping by, you kids are welcome any time and are welcome to stick around as long as you see fit. There's hard ribbon candy in the bowl for you if you get hungry. - The B.O.B.</b></i>BITTER OLD BITCHhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12350563705313356697noreply@blogger.com68