RANDOM PICTURE FRIDAY!!!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY KIDDIES! Here's your usual weekend-starting dose of random picture insanity. Hope your weekend rocks and your hangovers are minimal.

















....thus sayeth the Bitter old Bitch

RANDOM PICTURE.........SATURDAY?

Yeah, ok...I know...random picture day is always Friday. Bad, B.O.B....BAD!

But honestly, I can explain...

You see, yesterday after I was working down at the local homeless shelter I had to run by the orphanage and donate a quilt I had made, then before I went recycling I saw there was a blood drive going on and I ended up donating so much I was extremely sleepy and went to bed early.

*looks around*

OK...OK.... I see you aren't buying it. So truth is I went bowling and got drunk, then I proceeded to create a castle out of Bud Light boxes and passed out inside it. SUE ME. Hrmph.

Anyhow, though a day late, here are some random pics to keep your weekend rolling steady!

















...I'll make it up to you with an awesome post concerning dead animals today. Promise. You'll see.

....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch

TWENTY-FIVE TOTALLY RAD EIGHTIES HAIRDOS (That we all try and pretend we didn't wear) + Special Bonus

And now, just for shits and giggles...here is an awesome grouping of 25 hairdos from the 80s. Hair we wore, we loved...and now, shame us:



The Rockhawk

The Fountain

The Dyna-Mullet (Yes, once upon a time - mullets could be classy!)
The FAME Headband Workout Tussle

The Windy Wave

The Steven Hawking (a.k.a. The "Big Bang Theory")

The Up-Don't

The MJ Thriller

The Mermaid

The Gnarly Surfer


The Rocker Guy, The Rocker Girl (and BONUS: Rocker Kid!)

The Side Spiral Pony

The Loofah Bang

The High School Standard

The Rat-Tail Special

The Standard Poodle

The Ponytail Tower Of Powah!

The Nintend-mullet


The Manfro


The "Little Red Raving Hood"

The Banana Cliperoo


The Jodie-Crimpapalooza

The Hairzilla

The Bo Derek Braids


The Flamingo

And now....as a special bonus, the Bitter Old Bitch has a note to you kids of today out there. So please, if you have any teenagers nearby, send them in the room now. I'll wait.



Ok....are they here?




Good. *clears throat*



Well hello there. I've been watching you kids out there...all on your facebooks and myspaces looking all pouty all the damn time. At first I thought it was all those little metal rings you kids had in your faces. They certainly look painful, and I thought that was why you were pouting all the time in your photos; because your faces hurt or because you had damaged some facial nerves and you were no longer able to smile. But after some careful observation I have realized why you look so sad.


....because you all look the damn same and you all have the same shitty haircut.









......kids, change your hair and take out that crap from your face if you really want to be different. You'd be surprised what a boost to the self-esteem being an individual will make. Then maybe you'll smile for once. And give your parents a hug, they had shitty hair once too. But at least they had plenty to choose from.



........thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch