Another Journey to the Museum of Taxidermy - TOUR #2 - The FASHION Edition!!

Greetings, whippersnappers. Seeing as the first tour to the Museum of Taxidermy was such a success, many have been asking me to load the bus and return for another field trip. So on the bus we go, this time to the jewelry and wearable exhibit of the museum!

Now if you haven't heard, the bird is the word.....for necklaces that is! If you want to be in fashion this fall, you can express your fashonista expertise with any of these gems:


So trendy!

The best part of all, if you can easily recycle your pets! Why bury Polly when you can wear-y Polly?


Pretty bird.


Cockatiel with bling appeal!

Not your style? Well take a look at this lovely wishbone necklace on your right...


...though I'm guessing the squirrel didn't get his wish. :/

Over here on the left you can see the hottest trend in headwear accessories, taking the catwalks in New York by storm this season is our trendy line of dead rat headbands:


Next time someone says your hair looks like a rat's nest, you can beam with pride as you'll know you're in style! :D

Let's not leave the boys out though, continuing with the "infested theme" we have this lovely pigeon wing headband:


If you've been looking for a way to accessorize that "I wanna look like a cracked-out version of Hermes" ensemble, lucky you; fashion has finally come up with the answer.

But we can't let only our fully-grown fowl have all the fun? Over here if you take a peek, you'll find....


...a dead baby bird brooch.

Moving along, let's see what we have down the hallway, shall we?

Oh wonderful - the new line of shoes have arrived!

First we have dead mole slippers...perfect for those cozy nights.



For the more business casual look, we have these lovely deer-and-revolver pumps:


...perfect for "hoofin'" it to work.

And for a classic dinner date, we have the latest from Milan!:


Hedgehog-a-riffic.

And if any of these shoes look too classy, fret not oh workers-of-the-pole! We have just the shoe for you:


Well Prince, I guess when doves cry...this is what it looks like.

HEY, ANYONE IN THE MARKET FOR A HAIR COMB?!?!??


The look on his face says it all.

If you look closely this way, you'll see a lovely mouse bangle:



And for the gentlemen...don't allow those black-tie events keep you from putting your best fashion foot forward! Spice up that dull tuxedo with this....


Nothing says "Boy am I glad you invited him to the wedding, dear!" like a dead rat bow tie.

Speaking of our whiskered friends, this coin purse will definitely get the subway attendant's attention next time you look for exact change:


ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED TO NOT HAVE RABIES. WE SWEAR.

And who says taxidermy is just for outerwear? Some of the biggest fashion leaps are being made in the lingerie department this year:


Personally, I'm holding out for the new owl line...that way I can show off my hooters.

And last but definitely not least, children - fashion has finally answered the age old question "What do you do if you just can't let go of a beloved childhood pet?" What if your kitty finally went off to claw that scratching post in the sky? How do you cope with the grief, and still keep the memory of Fluffy close to you?

The answer?


...



Fanny packs are back, bitches!!! ;P


Hope you enjoyed the field trip. Gift shop is next to the bathrooms by the exit. See you at the bus....




.....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.

RANDOM PICTURE FRIDAY!!!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY KIDDIES! Here's your usual weekend-starting dose of random picture insanity. Hope your weekend rocks and your hangovers are minimal.

















....thus sayeth the Bitter old Bitch

STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!: Archie Comic Books

Ahh, Archie and the gang. Though not as cool as reading Fantastic Four or X-Men; the gang from Riverdale High have long been a guilty pleasure of many. UNTIL NOW.

Many a comic series has befallen to the horrible trend of "artistic updating", with the characters and artwork being given a makeover and facelift to make them more happening and "cool". But no tale is more tragic than what has happened to the kids from Archie.

Archie comics have had their stylistic changes every now and then, usually for the better. Here is how most of us remember them:


Group shot of all the major playa-playas (From left to right): Betty, Archie, Jughead, Reggie, and Veronica with a special appearance by Hot Dog (Jughead's Dog).

Remember how they look? Good. But let's not forget a few other notables, such as:

Moose. Jock extraordinaire.


Midge. Moose's arm-candy.

And everyone's favorite minor character, who became popular in her own right...Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. (Yes young'uns, believe it or don't....she started out in Archie!)

Check out those curves! You don't have to be Salem to say "MEEE-OWWW!" Hubba-hubba!


So what about now, you may ask? Those of you with weak stomachs may wish to shield your eyes...yes children, here is what Archie Comics is cranking out these days. Oh the humanity!


OH NO YOU DIDN'T.


HELLLL NO. WAS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? SERIOUSLY?

Well certainly our old pal Jughead is safe. He was waaaay too original to succumb to such bullshit fads! Right Jughead, 'ol pal?


YOU....BASTARD! I BELIEVED IN YOU!


No, your eyes are not deceiving you. Jughead is wearing...SAGGY F*CKIN' PANTS! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!


Midge and Moose!?!? Not you guys too!!!


Okay...calm down. We still have Sabrina. Remember cute little curvy Sabrina? Well, she's already been through this before, though we remember her as this:


(Again....MEEEEE-OWWWWWW!)

...we must remember that Archie had already made huge mistakes with Sabrina. Surely they learned from those mistakes. I mean...c'mon...we have a whole generation of kids who instead of the curvaceous freckle-faced witchy cutie above, thinks this is Sabrina:



Or even worse, some grew up thinking she looked liked this:



No....Archie Comics already knew they already took waaaaaay too many liberties with our beloved teenage witch in the past. They would never, ever do anything like that again. Wait....what's that you say?





They're updating Sabrina with a new look too?......




But it isn't going to be like the other Riverdale makeovers? Well...that's a relief. They're going with a different style you say? Well, how bad could it be?







WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.


Archie Comics, take this anorexic twig and stick it up your cauldron and stir it! AND STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!


....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.

RANDOM PICTURE FRIDAY!

Good morning kiddos, as promised, here are some random bits of photo goodness to get your weekend rolling. Enjoy!
- The B.O.B.