The Museum of Taxidermy!!!!
Welcome to the gallery, children. I am the Bitter Old Bitch and I will be your guide for today's tour. Today we'll be taking a look at some of the best (and worst) displays of taxidermy art. But I see you are all very anxious to get inside...so follow me and let's begin the tour...remember, please try and refrain from handling the art, and no photography please, postcards are available at the Gift Shop. Today we will be looking at:
Now, looking to your right......
Because nothing says "class" like pouring your friends a glass of fine wine from Rocky's decapitated corpse!
Well kids, the larger the animals get, the more it costs to stuff them. That's why you see so many small animals in the gallery. But those of you that enjoy large animals, have no worry....there are a great amount of specialists out there who can still provide you a large animal at a discounted price. Just ask this horse lover over here....
I'll let you ponder upon that one for a while.
See you for the next tour.....we'll be open for more taxidermy fun real soon!
....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.