I want, no wait....need....a shoe car.
What is a shoe car? Well by definition it is a car that looks like a shoe. Basically rule of thumb goes like this:
Pretty easy, right? Now, on to the list!
I have gathered the 14 best shoe cars for your pleasure. Here they are listed in order of winsomeness. But first, here are some honorable mentions that didn't quite make the cut and were disqualified for not following all the rules necessary to make the list:
*looks at the Norwegians* Um, guys...you're doing it wrong.
*makes spinny hand gesture*
It's the other way around.
Honorable mention #1: USA Outdoes Norway
NOW....ON TO THE REAL CONTENDERS!!!
#14: Cowboy Black Boot Blues:
#13: Red Bootymobile:
#12: Beige Bomber:
#11: Marshall's Red Pump:
#10: "Just For Men" Red Pump
#9: SkateCar ToePom Classic
#8: Retro Nike WINmobile:
Even back in the day we knew that shoe car = class. Grr, baby!
#7: Classic Red Pump Perfection
#6: Roller Skate in Blue
#5: The McShoe
#4: The Red Pump Peoplemover
#3: Reebok's Blue Bombshell
#2: Reebok's Black Beauty
And the #1 Awesome Shoe Car Award goes to......
Reebok, yet again. For their newest model of shoecar badassery:
My God, that's just gorgeous. Rock on, Reebok! Rock on with 'yo bad self...*tips hat*
...thus sayeth the bitter old bitch