Wednesday, October 24, 2012

STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD: A Christmas Story 2

Know what you get when you take a beloved childhood memory and you....

1. Take a big steaming crap on it

2. Beat it with a stick repeatedly

3. Kick it a few times

4. Bathe it in tears of despair

...know what you get?

A Christmas Story 2.

No, I'm not joking. Steel yourselves, kiddos...this monstrosity is coming to a theater near you:

STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD, HOLLYWOOD!

....thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.