Welcome to Misogyny 101 kiddos.
Today I'm giving you a ride in a time machine. We're going to look at vintage advertisements from a time not too long ago. A time where as a woman, failure to provide your man a fresh cup of coffee was rewarded with a beating and any sign of not being sexy would guarantee your ass being kicked to the curb. Here are 5 home-baked batches of ads from those days:
In our first batch, we have the "Women are only good for housework!" theme:
Batch #2: The "Women are only sex objects" theme:
Words escape me.
"My mind, oh...and my sweet tight ass, he's always mentioning that."
Batch #3: The "Women are stupid" theme:
Batch #4: The "Women suck because their privates are smelly" theme:
Use Zonite. Because your vajajay is so rank, your husband is now being forced to leave the house.
Batch #5: The "Men are better than women" theme:
Have a great day everyone, and remember - you are allowed in the living room only after the dishes get done; and don't you forget it!
...thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
SIDE NOTE: I see my comments on this article went through the roof overnight which only means one thing...those silly pranksters over at I AM BORED have come to pay an old lady a visit again. Thanks for stopping by, you kids are welcome any time and are welcome to stick around as long as you see fit. There's hard ribbon candy in the bowl for you if you get hungry. - The B.O.B.