Check out this matching shower curtain and bath mat set:
Coming to that "creepy guy down the hallway's dorm room" near you. ;)
Monday, April 13, 2009
Kinda Cool: Bloody Bathroom Accessories.
Want to freak out your friends the next time they ask "Where's your bathroom?", or maybe just looking for that perfect finishing touch to your "Hi, I'm a serial killer!" home decor?
Check out this matching shower curtain and bath mat set:
Coming to that "creepy guy down the hallway's dorm room" near you. ;)
Check out this matching shower curtain and bath mat set:
Coming to that "creepy guy down the hallway's dorm room" near you. ;)
Billy Mitchell acts like an ass....(shocker!)
America's favorite video-game champion shitstain exploits a glitch at Ms. Pac Man and wows his butt-sniffer cronies. His explination for the "magic" he provides is pure "Mitchellness" gold...
DOUCHE.
If you have no idea who this freak is, for the love of all that is holy, please see "King of Kong, Fistful of Quarters". A must see for those who revel in all things nerddery. You can't claim yourself a true nerd without seeing this documentary at least twice! The trailer is below...watch it and then tell me you aren't interested.: ;)
DOUCHE.
If you have no idea who this freak is, for the love of all that is holy, please see "King of Kong, Fistful of Quarters". A must see for those who revel in all things nerddery. You can't claim yourself a true nerd without seeing this documentary at least twice! The trailer is below...watch it and then tell me you aren't interested.: ;)
JUST AWESOME: Mouse vs. Praying Mantis
Cute little mouse gets pwned by a praying mantis. (Yeah, really!)
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Massive Mugshot FAIL!
Not sure if it was meant to be a joke, but someone in this newsroom messed up royally. The serious story of a missing girl gets whomped when the mugshot of the main suspect gets shown...and it turns out to be a cute cuddly widdle hamster.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
The best ghetto cartoon music video ever!
Should be shown to every kid out there today. WARNING: NSFW language!
My favorite line: "Buy some land, buy some land...FUCK SPINNING RIMS!"
Hell yeah. Enjoy.
My favorite line: "Buy some land, buy some land...FUCK SPINNING RIMS!"
Hell yeah. Enjoy.
Something that really burns my toast: Websites and video blocked OUTSIDE of the USA
If there is one thing that pisses me off, is not getting to watch all the great shows from back at home that are available to every other American. Yeah, I live overseas, but seriously does that mean people outside the USA shouldn't get to watch everything else on the internet?
The internet is global - not designated to whatever patch of dirt you happen to be sitting on! I'd happily contribute to their advertising dollars by watching my favorite episodes and clips or listening to the radio; ALL COMPLETE with commercials if given a chance. Seems to me there is an opportunity here for even more revenue for these companies via the international market - and they're blowing it. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE AMERICA'S BORDERS, AND GUESS WHAT? WE WATCH TV AND LISTEN TO THE RADIO TOO! Yes, believe it or not we aren't sitting in caves just dreaming of the day when we too will invent the wheel and be like the awesome fairytale country called Americaland.
Here are a few sites that make my wall of shame:
OFFENDER #1: HULU
Hulu.com has taken over. NBC, FOX and CBS clips? Fahgheddaboutit. And to think about all the millions these bastards tossed away in advertising this year (Superbowl commercial anyone?) and yet I am willing to bet their execs are sitting in a boardroom right now whining that they aren't as profitable as they wish to be...and if only there was a solution to bring in more cashflow. Geeeeeeeeeee.
Either way, that means no Saturday Night Live clips for me. Pfft. Now before anyone pipes up about it, I know I could do some hocus-pocus on my PC and fake these sites out by "changing" my IP addy, but seriously, why should I have to jump through hoops just to get the same video every other numbnut gets for free without doing anything?
OFFENDER #2: PANDORA RADIO
Hey Pandora, you can stick your fake apology right up your box! No, really.
No radio either. Or mayyyybe....if I TRIED just going through the local stations I used to listen to in Dallas via their websites, there's a chance, right?
Dallas is a big city, so let's see!
Hmmm....KISS FM, 106.1?
Guess that would be a no.
Hmm....97.1, The Eagle? Yeah! Yeah!
Er....no, no...
Okay, so radio is pretty much out I suppose. You know what, I give up. At least we still have YouTube. Good 'ol trusty YouTube. They wouldn't block us! We're talking about YouTube here!
BASTARDS.
The internet is global - not designated to whatever patch of dirt you happen to be sitting on! I'd happily contribute to their advertising dollars by watching my favorite episodes and clips or listening to the radio; ALL COMPLETE with commercials if given a chance. Seems to me there is an opportunity here for even more revenue for these companies via the international market - and they're blowing it. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE AMERICA'S BORDERS, AND GUESS WHAT? WE WATCH TV AND LISTEN TO THE RADIO TOO! Yes, believe it or not we aren't sitting in caves just dreaming of the day when we too will invent the wheel and be like the awesome fairytale country called Americaland.
Here are a few sites that make my wall of shame:
OFFENDER #1: HULU
Hulu.com has taken over. NBC, FOX and CBS clips? Fahgheddaboutit. And to think about all the millions these bastards tossed away in advertising this year (Superbowl commercial anyone?) and yet I am willing to bet their execs are sitting in a boardroom right now whining that they aren't as profitable as they wish to be...and if only there was a solution to bring in more cashflow. Geeeeeeeeeee.
Either way, that means no Saturday Night Live clips for me. Pfft. Now before anyone pipes up about it, I know I could do some hocus-pocus on my PC and fake these sites out by "changing" my IP addy, but seriously, why should I have to jump through hoops just to get the same video every other numbnut gets for free without doing anything?
OFFENDER #2: PANDORA RADIO
Hey Pandora, you can stick your fake apology right up your box! No, really.
No radio either. Or mayyyybe....if I TRIED just going through the local stations I used to listen to in Dallas via their websites, there's a chance, right?
Dallas is a big city, so let's see!
Hmmm....KISS FM, 106.1?
Guess that would be a no.
Hmm....97.1, The Eagle? Yeah! Yeah!
Er....no, no...
Okay, so radio is pretty much out I suppose. You know what, I give up. At least we still have YouTube. Good 'ol trusty YouTube. They wouldn't block us! We're talking about YouTube here!
BASTARDS.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Retro Goodness: BURGER KING NOSTALGIA COMMERCIAL
Reason #1,462 why the 70's were better than today: FREE BLOW PIPES!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
THE BEST THREE EASTER CANDIES EVER: A RUNDOWN
Yep, it is time once again! Easter is here and that means if halloween hadn't done the trick and plunged you into a diabetic coma, easter is here to make sure you get all the type II diabetes you can stand. Here are my personal favorite sugary treats - those that make every Easter something to look forward to:
Candy #1....PEEPS!!!!!
I don't know what kind of kung-fu grip these sugary little fowl have on me, but whatever it is, it always makes me look forward to Easter. And for some reason, I prefer the purple ones.
I LOVE YOU PURPLE PEEPS!
The purple ones are just a little bit cooler than their other-colored brethren:
Candy #2: CADBURY CARAMEL CREME EGGS!
Now I won't stick my nose up in the air at all the other creme eggs...I'll happily devour any I can get a hold of, no matter what flavor. But the caramel...oh you saucy sexy thing...you are my favorite of all.
SEXY.
Candy #3: Lindt Gold Easter Bunnies!
I pity anyone who has never had the joy of eating a Lindt bunny. Make no comparison to these babies with their slightly retarded inbred cousin "choclate bunnies" that usually crowd American grocery store shelves this time of year - these are good...REAL GOOD! They come in dark, milk, and white chocolate versions and they are heaven wrapped in gold foil with a cute bell necklace attached.
The Lindt Family of Bunnies. These are what you want to eat.
Ghetto ass bunnies. These are what you want to cap in their tastless grainy asses.
Anyhow....Happy Easter! Love, Adolf Bunny, Heroin Jesus and of course... the bitter old bitch.
Candy #1....PEEPS!!!!!
I don't know what kind of kung-fu grip these sugary little fowl have on me, but whatever it is, it always makes me look forward to Easter. And for some reason, I prefer the purple ones.
Candy #2: CADBURY CARAMEL CREME EGGS!
Now I won't stick my nose up in the air at all the other creme eggs...I'll happily devour any I can get a hold of, no matter what flavor. But the caramel...oh you saucy sexy thing...you are my favorite of all.
Candy #3: Lindt Gold Easter Bunnies!
I pity anyone who has never had the joy of eating a Lindt bunny. Make no comparison to these babies with their slightly retarded inbred cousin "choclate bunnies" that usually crowd American grocery store shelves this time of year - these are good...REAL GOOD! They come in dark, milk, and white chocolate versions and they are heaven wrapped in gold foil with a cute bell necklace attached.
Anyhow....Happy Easter! Love, Adolf Bunny, Heroin Jesus and of course... the bitter old bitch.
AWESOME Anti-domestic violence commercial PSA
This PSA is the awesomeness. If not only for the great message, but because they found a legitimate use to say "fucking bitch!" on TV without it being censored.
Hilarious PooTrap Dog Harness Video
(Warning....explicit Engrish!)
Is your dog not feeling humilated enough? Does rover crap all over the place? Well, take him out into public with a plastic bag strapped to his ass. That'll show him!
Must see scenes:
at 2:05 : poop testicles!
at 2:15 : best line ---> "The dog poo...won't bother you...FOREVER!"
at 2:49 : Mc Donald's Poo Bag sighting!!!
Is your dog not feeling humilated enough? Does rover crap all over the place? Well, take him out into public with a plastic bag strapped to his ass. That'll show him!
Must see scenes:
at 2:05 : poop testicles!
at 2:15 : best line ---> "The dog poo...won't bother you...FOREVER!"
at 2:49 : Mc Donald's Poo Bag sighting!!!
Perverted Stephanie Cake
Remember that post I made about Lazytown's Stephanie being a target for pedobears and perverts everywhere? I came across this magnificent example proving my point over at CakeWrecks....
Doesn't look like that cake is made of "sports candy" either! Jus' sayin'....
Doesn't look like that cake is made of "sports candy" either! Jus' sayin'....
Learn to do an aerial cartwheel with video help!
Stumbled on this one via YouTube...how awesome is this?
Granted, the guy knows his stuff but damn...
If you ever wanted to learn the correct way to do an aerial cartwheel (a.k.a. handless cartwheel) from a guy strung out on PCP *and* wearing a cast, today is your lucky day my friend.
...thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
Granted, the guy knows his stuff but damn...
If you ever wanted to learn the correct way to do an aerial cartwheel (a.k.a. handless cartwheel) from a guy strung out on PCP *and* wearing a cast, today is your lucky day my friend.
...thus sayeth the Bitter Old Bitch.
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