Monday, January 19, 2009

LazyTown's Stephanie Creeps Me Out....

For those of you unfamiliar with the children's show "LazyTown" (or "Lazy Town" depending on how you spell it) let me fill you in on the condensed version...

The show is basically designed to teach kids the benefits of eating healthy and exercise. Sounds good right? Basically there is a town full of latex-foam puppets who all have their own tendencies (as we do) to be well..lazy. For example, one puppet plays too many games, etc.

Then there are the "good guys". A strange gymnast called "Sporticus" comes in and starts flipping and karate chopping everywhere and his goal is to tempt everyone to get off their asses and move around, and plenty of fruits and veggies are touted as to what makes Sporticus so amazingly ninja-riffic...but to appeal to the kiddies they dub the healthy foods "sports candy".

Oh, and Sporticus...no, he doesn't look even remotely creepy...*cough*:



He has a villian named Robbie Rotten that is equally creepy, but the creepiest of all is the girl in pink, named "Stephanie" who comes into town and helps Sporticus out. Take a good look at the picture above...see that girl in pink? That's her. Now, take a wild guess how old she is.

Are you guessing?

Okay, now here is a video of Stephanie in action...take a good look, listen to her voice, and see if your guess doesn't change....


Okay...so...what was your guess?

11?

12?

maybe 13?

The actress playing Stephanie is Julianna Rose Mauriello...and she was born in May of 1991. For thos of you who need help brushing up on your math, that means squeaky-voiced Steph is about to turn 18 in a few months.

Seriously. EIGHTEEN.

She's a pedophile's wet dream. Looks like a kid, but pretty much legal, plus she has gymnastic abilities and is so limber she can stretch herself into a pretzel.

Is it little wonder we find stuff like this put up on youtube?:





At least this one, making Stephanie look like Lil Jon's rap video ho is pretty funny...



Stephanie. A pedophile's wet dream....and why LazyTown's creepiness factor shoots off the charts.

.....thus sayeth the bitter old bitch.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

She was only 14 when that video was made though, so it's not too weird. It is the only thing on that show that isn't weird though!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, just wanted to second that the show was shot in 2004 so she was only 13 or 14 at the time, B.O.B. To quote the Geico Caveman, "Next time try doing a little research"

Anonymous said...

The fact that she was even younger than what B.O.B. said just further backs up her claim that Stephanie and Sportacus are very creepy together.

I agree with everything in this post and have often thought the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like youre a BOB for a reason...its a kid in a kids show...get over it...SMH. Lame blog!

Anonymous said...

It used to be a kids show until the characters made a porno... I did the research, it's them..