I don't know what kind of kung-fu grip these sugary little fowl have on me, but whatever it is, it always makes me look forward to Easter. And for some reason, I prefer the purple ones.
Candy #2: CADBURY CARAMEL CREME EGGS!
Now I won't stick my nose up in the air at all the other creme eggs...I'll happily devour any I can get a hold of, no matter what flavor. But the caramel...oh you saucy sexy thing...you are my favorite of all.
Candy #3: Lindt Gold Easter Bunnies!
I pity anyone who has never had the joy of eating a Lindt bunny. Make no comparison to these babies with their slightly retarded inbred cousin "choclate bunnies" that usually crowd American grocery store shelves this time of year - these are good...REAL GOOD! They come in dark, milk, and white chocolate versions and they are heaven wrapped in gold foil with a cute bell necklace attached.
Anyhow....Happy Easter! Love, Adolf Bunny, Heroin Jesus and of course... the bitter old bitch.